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"It's a me, Marraio!!!"

Not a fan of his. Nothing to do with his talent or attitude, it's just my aversion to goalkeepers who have the surnames of outfield players, especially ones who played for us.

Disappointed with this thread today like. Come in to something about teams not performing and points totals followed up by maguire talk. Although since we seem to be linked with man u castoffs, who would be the man u player that you definitely wouldn't want here?

If he's that lucky, then why the long face?

At one time .com is where I would go to for my NUFC news. Now it's here.

This post is exactly it. I can't see what their problem is, they have a chairman who keeps them financial sound and they are hovering around mid to the top of the table so they should be grateful for that (yes, I'm doing shades of every tosser football fan who said similar about us and ashley). As for the ropey granny, a cockney friend and colleague of mine used to tour up here and would describe them to be as "dorty antees".

I haven't had a shirt since pre-ashley. This is now likely to change. Very nice looking kit. The models all do look a tad FM regen though.

I still refer to Alison King as Linda Block in anything she appears in.

I hope Liverpool eff up and sign Gary MacAllister. They could play him with Didier Baptiste if they sign him from Harchester United.

I'll only accept him here if his name is pronounced by everyone in the style of Matt Berry in Toast of London.

Cucurella sounds like a pantomime about a lass who bangs blokes in front of her husband. "he's behind you!" "I know, I'm filming it!".

I don't know why, but I see Ward Prowse as a modern day Neil Redfearn.

I wouldn't mind Gallagher, I think he'd fit in and as a squad player (and as has been mentioned, at the right price) as could do a decent job as one of our violet (not quite a purple) signings.

If you were an ashley stooge then no forgiveness.

It absolutely is! The bloke hasn't even bothered to learn our players names. Then they whinge about the chelsea bench! ?

That's how it seemed. Only noticed them being referred to as united in the last couple of years, well after Man City getting dubbed as "citeh" by other club's fans. Never made any sense calling them "United" anyway, as they're not united. There's two teams in Manchester so not united at all.

Sheffield have two teams, United and Wednesday. Neither is known as just Sheffield. And man u have been known as man u, or man united. Seems they only tried to grab the united tag as their own when Citeh got known as Citeh as opposed to Man City.

Can we take all this mctominay talk over to his thread please? I keep coming in here hoping for the usual high profile dream signings speculation. No disrespect to mctominay, but he does have his own thread and I'd hate his stats and style of play being lost in the transfer rumours thread.

You're all thinking about this the wrong way. He isn't a Longstaff replacement, he's the jeff hendrick upgrade.

In that logo I see a cowboy peeking around a corner.

My gods, I come out of the mctominay thread into here and it's more talk of mctominay.

It's not about him as a player for me, even though I'm getting colback vibes, it's more to do with paying a rival for one of their fringe players. We did that years ago with roy keane's understudy and I still have nightmares about it.

A lot of them saying things along the lines of "not a chance", but I couldn't even tell you who was in their team. The OP on RTG didn't even bother with a nice team graphic showing the two teams and formations, poor effort.

I still want an org chart godsdammit!!!

Ahhhhh, that makes sense now. Thank you