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What was the N’Zogbia thing?

Found The Dolphin. I don't London very well ?

What in the flying fuck?!? I leave to find a new bar showing the match, we are a man up and we are 2-1 down? What the actual fuck!?!?

Trying to find a new pub as the current one is closing. We still 1-0 up?

Fucking get in!

Currently around Kings Cross. Anyone know of any pubs in the area that are likely to have our match on?

Kinder eggs? Only banned in the States AFAIK.

A solid 5/7 for this window. I would have given top marks if we'd moved on the players surplus to requirements.

We can always discuss the pros and cons of particular players we buy/are linked with and I love that on here. What I also love is that I'm actually excited that our club is acquiring players of a good calibre again so we can have these discussions, rather than being left feeling utterly depressed that our marquee signings are the likes of Anita and Hendrick.

The proper Rob Elliott or that sychophantic pardew arse winnet?

5 and 6 are part of the same thing, are they that short of things to list? Maybe go ask Lee Ryder to do them a top 5 things. They're proud of their industrial roots are they? Including the part they drove the Belgian workers out so Ambrose Crowley moved his factory to Winlaton where they were welcomed?

Andy Cole maybe? Alongside Beardsley, those two were a force. I refuse to acknowledge anyone from the dark days of pardew.

Is that Trevor in the highly anticipated GTA 6? The years have not been kind.

I wonder who Wirtz is the smokescreen for?

Nothing to do with the thread, but I have just spent a good three minutes just hypnotized by that policeman on a slide GIF profile picture Thanks @MrRaspberryJam

Aye, maybe it's just my cynical mind since the previous regime destroyed my faith, but this does seem like this was done as a bit of a PR "look at us, listening to the fans". Don't get me wrong, I love what the new board have done with regards to fan relations and hopefully if this was done intentionally then I hope it was done simply as a demonstration of how they are now so open with us. Or it's just they were shite with the tickets plans and then managed to change a system and drop out a press release in 24 hours. Or jet fuel/steel beams etc, whichever.

Is that somewhere I can use my National Trust pass?

That Jamie Tartt lad at AFC Richmond looks like a handy option. Sorry, I was beyond bored with the GIFS

Captain Steak Bakes just made me think he'd likely participate in stolen valour, just to add to his malodorous list of crimes against humanity and football.

The bloke who became Robocop?

Maybe those using it are fans of Skee Low? I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat And a six-four Impala

Divvent want to derail the thread, but in my early days on here I occasionally got mixed up between some posters as pairs of them would be very similar. Sometimes it was similar usernames or profile pics and sometimes it would be because of a similar posting style.

I don't get how we, a Champions League club, can't sell our deadwood. Other top clubs manage to sell their unwanted players with no issue, simply by them being associated with said clubs, however we struggle to get shot of our misfits. I mean, I do really. We seemingly have signed random blokes off the street who used to play football as kids and put them on stupid wages for stupid long contracts, so who in their right mind who buy them? I'm assuming mutual termination would count towards FFP as well? I'm curious as to why the fat wanker would allow high wages for players. His entire modus operandi was to sell on players for a profit (with a spotty hit and miss record), so I don't see why he would give the likes of Hendrick wages that would stall a potential sell on. Is there not some club out there who followed the business plan of our previous regime we could peddle them to? There must be, as plenty of fans said that ashley ran Newcastle soooooo well and we should be happy.

Haven't we already signed Targett? Just the thread title and all...

Not really seen this bloke play. Is he a decent right back? Is he worth £30 million? Would he be a good fit?