Jaqen

Bloke saying they should go for Rafa

What the f*** are you going to do with a stolen flag anyway? Some right knackers in our support.

MARCA: ''Real Madrid have never been interested in Sissoko''

Saw something about this earlier, apparently it was a "long thought out decision"... What is he taking about exactly, is there any really reason here? Feels no connection to his surname, something about not liking his dad.

Dele Alli pulling a Depay and refusing to use his second name on his shirt.

Fuck it I've gone for Ibra and Aguero after all. http://i.imgur.com/w4SyCLP.png

He's rejected a new contract as well apparently.

Hasn't Valencia been been good preseason too? Looks like he's remembered how to cross from the highlights I saw anyway, could see him racking up a few assists.

Pogba never got double figures playing in a side that dominated their league and in an attacking role. I'd be amazed if he did it over here playing in a deeper position in a Mourinho side. I'm not sure if any of the Man united midfield/attack are good value this year to be honest.

Pogba will drop in price once everyone transfers him back out after a couple of weeks.

Frank de Boer getting the gig.

Same. Was spotted necking pints with Carroll in town not long after he signed IIRC

Dzsudzsak moving for €3m. We should have been all over that.

Mahrez has been bobbins.

Fellaini

Great goal.

Just watching the goals now. Danny Simpson esque backing off for the second as well

No pace at all there is there!? If they are playing him with Llorente like Groo suggests it will easily be the slowest attack in the league like.

Adriano (the fullback) is about as two footed as you can get. Have no idea what is strong foot is supposed to be.

Feel bad for claiming this knacker was championship standard. Woeful 'player'.

Awful business from PSG to sell Matuidi and pay more to bring Sissoko in.

The championship is not a higher standard than the Turkish league

Candreva to Inter for £18m. Makes a canny front 3 with Perisic and Icardi.

I don't think you can build s good side around Ageuro and Ibra, I tried for a while as well. Long seems like a good option at 6.5 if he's going to be starting games.