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I reckon @Rod stayed up all night creating accounts to make sure he won.

This, Milan, PSG and Liverpool. Amazing the manner in which we've managed to lose these games, like

Is Tripps just on the take?

Absolutely sickening this. Robbed in Paris in ET and now just possibly handed these cunts a place in the semi final after all that effort.

Paris were battering us and missing countless sitters. This feels totally different, I'm somewhat calm despite us not being able to keep the ball or run at all it's a testament to just how gash this Chelsea side are.

100% Aniston interference to make that goal possible.

I mean there's no other logical reason how we pulled this one off Eddie was probably like 'could do without all these extra games I'll just play 5 fullbacks and Ritchie on the wing, that should see us out' and then just scratching his head the whole journey back.

At least they gave Copper that big contract extension last time they were trying to get shot of him so should get a decent pay off. Feel like the treatment of him has been quite bizarre on the whole from the club since they came up.

Harsh but that's hilarious

Feels like a preseason friendly, even the crowd can't be arsed for it it's bizarre.

Man United are obviously gash and just playing for a non embarrassing loss but Liverpool aren't looking much better. Not actually been that impressed with them this season in general considering their position.

There just seems an inevitability about Villa and top 4 this season, like. Obviously a good team but just seem to be getting everything going in their favour too.

Vaccines and 5g.

Comfortable win in a game that was a 'write off'. Goals for Miggy and Burn. Clean sheet for Dubs. N-O crybabies well and truly in the Mike tonight.

Gutted. Thought we were a bit needlessly gun ho and open with still a fair amount of time left to play. I get going for the win was the right thing to do but we could have gone about it in a better way. Gordon and Tripps coming off hurt us a lot too.

In both ties it's felt like Bayern have been able to score whenever they felt like it.

Throwing the last champions league game when we have a decent chance at qualifying is absolutely wild Even if you think we'd be out next round winning tomorrow and going though would net us around £10m.

City will want shot of Phillips if he's that far down the pecking order. His value is only decreasing sat on the bench with defenders starting in midfield ahead of him. He needs game time before the Euro's, we need CM cover and they get him in the shop window or he's such a success here that we take him permanently in the summer. Just makes sense all round.

The fact that Son was 'half fit' and looked wayyyy fresher than any of our lot tells you all you need to know about the fatigue of our squad.

We are in amazing position still considering the circumstances. European spot in the league, league cup quater final and further European football this season still in our hands with the hardest possible draws in both competitions.

A big problem we have away from home is how bad we are in possession, constantly give it away and make it much harder for ourselves. That's not even a fatigue problem either as it's been happening all season.

Ridiculous the amount of sitters we've missed this season, like