Jaqen

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They're all just meeting up for a game of traitors.

We started the season with 7 CMs man Bruno Miley Willock Joelinton Longstaff Anderson Tonali I don't think anyone would have thought we'd be in a situation where that was somehow a problem area in January. It's not been a failure of transfer strategy just absolutely terrible luck.

Every transfer is amortised over the contract length in terms of FFP regardless of when the club actually pays the money. We could have paid the £12 upfront or not paid them a penny yet and it wouldn't make a difference.

Nah that's not right either. We don't get the straight £12m. We get the £12m minus whatever his value is worth based on his fee divided by remaining contract length. So we'd be looking at less than £10m 'profit' from the sale I'm guessing.

Thats it then, the old team on the scrap heap?

The whole Toney stuff is bizzare. Promoting his return like he's got a new album coming out

Rod pulling upto the FA after a few on the weekend.

KLD probably offered to take the photo himself for us.

Team photo on the pitch is proper taking the piss like The whole affair has been massively embarrassing for them.

Bob Concur appearance.

2 points off 7th with 18 games left to play = season over. Some braindead stuff being posted in here tonight, like

Why are people persisting with the 'you can't criticise Howe' line? You clearly can, the thread is full of criticism after every loss

Howe got absolutely pelters for bringing Ritchie on against Chelsea. But now people would have been happy for him starting numerous games in the league for us?

What are all the games Schar has supposedly cost us this season?

Absolutely nauseating combination of commentary, constant cutaways to Klopp and bent decesions made that a horrific couple of hours.

Why they making it sound like Salah's retiring? he's missing a few games.

Going to be harsh as fuck on Dubs when they bundle one in in the last minute

Do we really need the camera to cut to Klopp every 2 minutes?

Thank fuck we got regular Nunez against us tonight.

Class from Gordon

Don't think he'll be in a rush to give up that mental contract he's on either

Could really do with Barnes back ASAP like. Eriksen recovered quicker from dying than he has from a broken toe somehow.

El Shaarawy.

It's an absolutely cursed fixture, like At least this time it should just be a routine loss and not the absolutely sickening ways we've lost the last few. Hoping I'm still fucked from the night before and forget it's on.