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If Roma just spent close to £40m on him I'd imagine they'd not let him go for cheap.

Hes definitely not on par with Alli, like He's came off the back of two good seasons in a row getting 20+ goals in both of them. Pour this season no doubt, but you could count on one hand the number of Man United players who haven't been.

Having a good laugh reading the Everton Reddit. A lot of them are absolutely loving that interview and talking about how they need to back him long term now.

He's a class act, like. You can tell he's pretty much taking charge of the dressing room as soon as he's came in.

The rest of the league is too poor for Chelsea to fall off too much just now. Just need to look at the race for the top 4 ATM, they all seem to have been fairly shite for most of the season.

True Geordie is sound these days, like. It's that Laurence that makes anything he's involved in hard to watch.

Got to be one of the worst substitutes in football?

Offside wasn't it?

It's a shame alot of the narrative will be we spent £90m to buy our way out of trouble. He's done a fantastic job transforming this side.

I've never thought that under Howe. We were always going to have a very good chance with how we were improving and the signings we'd make.

Is slightly annoying that Burnley looked dead and buried before we bought Wood from them, like

He's perfect for us right now. I'd like to see what other options are available in the summer though. I think we'll be looking at a more attacking fullback that would allow us to switch to a 3atb.

Are there any good sites for selling old football memorabilia other than eBay? Mainly stuff like programmes, sticker books etc. Got boxes full of old Newcastle VHS and DVDs as well but not sure they'll be worth anything

He's quite fortunate the rest of the team have been brilliant since he signed, like. IMO his general hold up and link up play has been pretty poor, doesn't seem a goal threat and he looks physically shot. He's way slower and weaker than I was expecting. Ideally he'd grab a couple between now and the end of the season but beyond that I think he's not good enough to even be a backup option in the squad.

Mad that West Ham are 5th. Feels like they've been fairly poor for over half the season.

Bellingham one back. Good goal.

Rangers two up in Dortmund.

There's a bit of a difference between having KDB and Grealish to bring in then Gayle and Longstaff.

Shelvey anchoring with the Brazilians either side of him is our best option I reckon. Think Bruno is wasted in the Shelvey role.

My expectations were quite low, but he actually looks worse at the only things I expected it him to be somewhat decent at. He presses well and puts in a shift to be fair to him, but the main positives so far is he's not Gayle and it allows us to use Maxi out wide properly.

Brilliant performance, particularlybthe second half. Hopefully this stops the sack Eddie and drop Maxi posts for a while.

Kinnear was definitely a low point but at least that appointment was seen as a joke by everyone involved in football. Did provide the classic talksport interview as well. Like it was almost a sketch, just a constant reel of lies about himself and what appeared to be a deliberate attempt to butcher every name he mentioned. Then there was his own catchphrases like 'water off a ducks arse'. We were a Premier League club that basically hired someone's pissed grandad from a social club. Wasn't Pardew getting paid commission or something for players we sold whilst he was here? Carr was pulling out quality signings on a budget and he was either ruining them or actively trying to sell them to other clubs in the press. Was like some sort of slimy apprentice salesman in his post match interviews, it was bizzare. There's a whole list of reasons why he should be the most hated out of the Ashley era managers though to be fair. Bruce being the obvious second.

So what's a goblin?

Have no problem with him losing his job, like. If you're going to use someone being raped to try and wind people up and get a reaction you can't then cry when it wasn't the reaction you wanted. Got to be thick as fuck posting stuff like that from a verified account when you're working in media.

If you turn the volume up you can hear the faint screams of a Brazilian lass trying to get out of Vickery's basement.