Happinesstan

Boycott and protest are two separate things.

Didn't Geordies come from the land North of the Humber?

It was. You're just too young to remember.

Aye. Just won't be the same without the cameramen looking for totty.

Paints an unrecognisable picture of football fans, really. But it maybe points to the reality that the divisions and bitter rivalry are modern developments that have nothing to do with the sport itself.

He started to. Then the boos started and he did a semi circle to catch up with the team and mingle with the appreciated. Couldn't get away from "sad mackem bastard" though.

I think he's already answered that. He wants to stay at an ambitious club. Him coming out and saying that is, I think, saying "get ambitious or sell me". He has a lot of confidence in his ability and is assertive as hell. I reckon that's probably where he gained his reputation as a bit of a problem.

I've got no ill feelings to those that went to the game. In the circumstances who can blame them. For the same reason I can understand wanting to show appreciation to the players in the final game of the season, we've all been there in the good times, and it's a fantastic experience. But to applaud Steve Bruce is just inexcusable. Are we sure he didn't just walk 5 paces behind ASM?

Scrabble enthusiasts got caught up in the extreme sports movement and came up with a version where you pick 8.

Glad I didn't reply to this before catching up on the match thread.

A little less defensive duties and he might be okay. The effort he expends in attacking alone puts some of this squad to shame. And he puts in just as much in defence. Nee wonder he's knackered after a half hour.

He's gone.

Honest manager my arse.

They were lush. Pure boiled meat in an oversized bun. was like somebody stood on a hot dog.

Didn't we have Keegan's burgers at some point.

Pardew wants a word.

How many penalties have Man U had at home this season? The lack of fans would definitely impact that stat.

Knowing that the owners had a hospitality box at Stamford Bridge makes this even sweeter.

That's just a mini with a hat on.

Actually it's not. Unless the lines drawn across the screen are done so with respect for perspective then the measurement is not constant.

You're one of the first to complain when people talk utter crap in the positive thread.

I know. Like a slave needs his owner, as nobody else can sell them. That doesn't mean he's on our side.

Was great in Logan's Run.

As far as he's concerned, we're a poorly trained dog that has shit on his rug once too often. He just wants rid, and would sell us to the local dog-fight organiser, as long as he got the value.

He's not on our side. He's on his side. He's getting a cool £300 million for selling us. Yes us. We are the value in the club, and he is selling us to the highest bidder.