Happinesstan

Is Ed Gamble in goal for them? Is this something to with Taskmaster?

Do you ever see indirect free-kicks, inside the box, these days?

It's another example of the public accepting something based on it's falsely advertised qualities. Now we can look forward to a lifetime of complaining about it.

"clear and obvious error".

Haven't seen it yet, it's on in the background but I'm not watching. Didn't hear anybody say the ref had given a pen? So I assume it was an example of VAR not overruling the ref's decision.

Last day of the season we'll be third from bottom, ahead of Fulham by 3 points, on level GD. WBA will be 1 point ahead of us. Think of the excitement as both games enter the 90th minute, at 0-0.

In a relegation battle between Fat Sam and Fat Steve, I know who my money is on. Obviously with an 8 point gap it's not a relegation battle, yet. But if WBA win at the weekend and we lose it might become one.

WBA will leapfrog both of us.

Have they signed life long commitments in blood? My point still stands whether it is the board or guardians, neither are guaranteed to still be in place in 5/10 years.

Lovely fella. Got a bit emotional reading that. Pussy.

I trust the current crew, but there is nothing to guarantee it will be the same team in 10 years. Having £500k in the bank will attract the wrong kind of people the the board. Nobody knows what Len McCluskey will be doing in 10 years time.

Yep. Rafa had him doing the LWB job pretty effectively, once he gelled with Almiron. Could easily act as defensive cover for ASM. Probably better than any other options we currently have.

Agree. If you don't like what you think they will be speaking about on RTG, then avoid it.

Little teaser announcements are pathetic, but they're par for the course when it comes to extending the impact of the imminent announcement.

Merino was the quickest to leave.

It was somebody's job to spot that?

Why can't male chickens lay eggs, Dad. It seems unfair.

Almiron, definitely. I don't think Wilson was bought with a defined role in mind. Just another goalscorer who happened to be available. Isn't that what Bruce said about Gayle, "A goalscoer is a goalscorer", or something?

Might stick a cheeky tenner on WBA staying up.

The referee?

If the fat cunt jumped for joy he'd bring the Milburn down.

Still worried the twat will scrape through and be the centre of attention on the final day.

I went to school with one of them. Primary and secondary. Cracking kid. Two years above me, in my sister's year, but we used to play football every day at primary school. Then on the moor in summer holidays. He was the first person I thought of when I saw Gassa play, that's how good he was to a 9 year old me. Remember the pride of the school when he signed for the club. Makes me sick to think of that moment of great happiness turning into such a nightmare.

He's scored 33% of his total PL goals against Spurs.

Lee Clark, Andy Cole, Bracewell?