Happinesstan

Typical fucking yank, thinking the global market is America.

Chelsea fans are not a barometer by which anybody should measure themselves.

Or relegation just means the media aren't interested.

If he's pretending to be a fake Geordie, he must be a real Geordie.

Can't wait to be beholden to Boris Johnson's attempts to sell arms to the Saudis.

"The move is being interpreted as a sign that the long-claimed sale of the club is progressing" Actually reporting on the people reading the story, as they are reading the story. Incredible stuff.

He really is the type of player to get you in your seat.

The Sports Direct Arms would be a good new name for the stadium.

It will give the monthly mean up until the end of the first month. I knew the joke would be better if I had said "that's just mean", but I didn't want to edit it, for some reason.

That's mean.

Civility, you say?

Doesn't bringing in a margin of error just add another line?

Questioned Bruce's decision to not start him against Spurs. He's done here.

And next month we'll hear the same.

Should be a first teamer at some championship side, for his own good.

New Year's Day '85.

I was thinking the same. I worried that Bruce would relax now that he thinks we're safe, but it might free the players a bit more. He might even let Jones get some valuable experience now that he has rescued us from relegation.

Like giving him credit for picking up his salary.

Yeah I think you can [begrudgingly] give him the benefit of the doubt on this one. He's been brought back slowly, might be ready for 60-70 mins next week. We'll see.

"He's some player, eh? I only sent him out there to get the equaliser, and he went and got us a winner. But we'll work on that in training"

Just making it clear that from now on high boots are a foul, to justify Burnley's last minute pen.

Joining a big club in the summer.

Made that look simple.

Jones must have drugged Bruce's half time Tiramisu.

Bruce's tactics for the second half are, wait until 80 mins to get the equaliser and take credit for the great substitutions.