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Doesn't sound like he's desperate for cash, mind. I reckon he's clean out of ideas, and will be out in 5years, max. He hasn't the entrepreneurial talents required to prolong himself as a businessman. He might keep the club as a puppy to beat with a stick, whenever he gets the urge.

Which is why he’s become less likable and more irritating as he’s clearly not that ”special” anymore. When is the last time he claimed to be special? Was about 15 years ago wasn't it?

Aye. Thick as mince. He’s like a fat pub bore. That's exactly what he's like. Got the fucking coat for it, too.

Are you two arguing about Lineker or Zlatan. Both very marmitish.

Yep.

Weird thing to be concerned about.

That's our £40 million forward? Standing on the goal line as the ball parts his hair on it's way past, and he just fucking watches it.

Compare him to Rafa? No his record has been scrutinised in comparison with Rafa's but no fucker would waste time comparing the men.

But they've been denying them owning NUFC for the last 6 months so I dont really understand this. Have you heard of a thing called a bung.

It seems we spend an awful lot of time rolling our sleeves up. Just get tops that fit so they can concentrate on training.

Fuck me, that second clip where Joe watches it bounce of the post.

Almiron will. Bruce is a Pardew replica, hoof to the big man up front is the easy option which he understands, when he gets humped by a footballing team he'll react by going the other way without any real idea what he's doing. Inevitably at the first setback he'll be back to what he knows best which is big lads in the team, defend like your life depends on it, and hoof the ball to a big lad up front. This. He'll make the changes he thinks he should have made for the Brighton game.

Has everyone gone mental? It's Morecambe for fu*ks sake! 10 man Morecambe.

Picking the team that got beat is all I could get from his quotes. I think that's about as specific as you'll get from Bruce. Ah, Steve. It wasn't your decision to let you pick the team. Don't be so hard on yourself.

What decision did you get wrong Steve?

Couldn't have moved them back to discourage people going to the pub, in the first place? Fucking about to help out.

I’m glad fans aren’t allowed. 1. f***s the PL off. 2. Will make sure that Ashley actively tries to sell the club. Downside is, other than the Saudis there is zero interest in the club and this won’t help with that. I still find it hard to believe the PL are avoiding the Saudi billions that could potentially be invested via the club into the league, etc. The govt decision to block a return to fans attending games live has been a nice kick in the bollocks to the PL who are now predictably moaning about it via their media mouthpieces. They are claiming that the PL clubs won't be able to support the lower divisions, but then of course the question will be asked, how come Chelsea Sputnik can afford to splash £200m on new players this summer alone? Football has become one giant ass pisstake, hasn't it? (has been for quite some time, mind) And that is the whole point in regards to the takeover. We either get taken over and have the means to compete or as you say.....its just a total pisstake. Aye it will no longer be a p*ss-take if we can compete. No it will still be a p*ss take but rather be in the pissee group than the p*ssed on group I'd rather not p*ss on anybody, and not stand in a position where I'm likely to be p*ssed on. That was pretty much a given in the old gallowgate end Never happened to me, although I often stood in the afterglow.

That "Cheerio Graham" suggests he's barely a human man.

I’m glad fans aren’t allowed. 1. f***s the PL off. 2. Will make sure that Ashley actively tries to sell the club. Downside is, other than the Saudis there is zero interest in the club and this won’t help with that. I still find it hard to believe the PL are avoiding the Saudi billions that could potentially be invested via the club into the league, etc. The govt decision to block a return to fans attending games live has been a nice kick in the bollocks to the PL who are now predictably moaning about it via their media mouthpieces. They are claiming that the PL clubs won't be able to support the lower divisions, but then of course the question will be asked, how come Chelsea Sputnik can afford to splash £200m on new players this summer alone? Football has become one giant ass pisstake, hasn't it? (has been for quite some time, mind) And that is the whole point in regards to the takeover. We either get taken over and have the means to compete or as you say.....its just a total pisstake. Aye it will no longer be a p*ss-take if we can compete. No it will still be a piss take but rather be in the pissee group than the pissed on group I'd rather not piss on anybody, and not stand in a position where I'm likely to be pissed on. This threat is getting deeply philosophical now I just hope I don't get pissed on. That's my philosophy.

Aye. That coming at the end kind of ruined the moment for me. nee one gets it right all the time. I know that. But you can't deny after talking about the possibility of PEA, it's a come down to reflect on the reality of Riviere.

Aye. That coming at the end kind of ruined the moment for me.

I can kind of sympathise with Charnley for his "Cheerio Graham" but it demonstrates precisely why he shouldn't be the one in that position. At that moment he should have realised it.

I’m glad fans aren’t allowed. 1. f***s the PL off. 2. Will make sure that Ashley actively tries to sell the club. Downside is, other than the Saudis there is zero interest in the club and this won’t help with that. I still find it hard to believe the PL are avoiding the Saudi billions that could potentially be invested via the club into the league, etc. The govt decision to block a return to fans attending games live has been a nice kick in the bollocks to the PL who are now predictably moaning about it via their media mouthpieces. They are claiming that the PL clubs won't be able to support the lower divisions, but then of course the question will be asked, how come Chelsea Sputnik can afford to splash £200m on new players this summer alone? Football has become one giant ass pisstake, hasn't it? (has been for quite some time, mind) And that is the whole point in regards to the takeover. We either get taken over and have the means to compete or as you say.....its just a total pisstake. Aye it will no longer be a p*ss-take if we can compete. No it will still be a piss take but rather be in the pissee group than the pissed on group I'd rather not piss on anybody, and not stand in a position where I'm likely to be pissed on.

I've no doubt Mike will support his latest announcement.

I’m glad fans aren’t allowed. 1. f***s the PL off. 2. Will make sure that Ashley actively tries to sell the club. Downside is, other than the Saudis there is zero interest in the club and this won’t help with that. I still find it hard to believe the PL are avoiding the Saudi billions that could potentially be invested via the club into the league, etc. The govt decision to block a return to fans attending games live has been a nice kick in the bollocks to the PL who are now predictably moaning about it via their media mouthpieces. They are claiming that the PL clubs won't be able to support the lower divisions, but then of course the question will be asked, how come Chelsea Sputnik can afford to splash £200m on new players this summer alone? Football has become one giant ass pisstake, hasn't it? (has been for quite some time, mind) And that is the whole point in regards to the takeover. We either get taken over and have the means to compete or as you say.....its just a total pisstake. Aye it will no longer be a piss-take if we can compete.