Happinesstan

Wood will tap in the rebound from Murphy hitting the post.

Burn to do a Lascelles.

Was it Burn? Bad move. That was Pope's ball all day. Targett couldn't have done that.

He's trying similar passes that Bruno would but he's not bruno so his percentages won't be as good. But he's being adventurous and confident. Just needs one to come off. Equally it only takes one turnover and we could be in the shit. Makes for a balanced game.

Remember Wednesday.

Somebody get Longstaff a different shirt.

Certainly not with one goal.

Maxi looks in good spirits.

Try not to mention 9/11.

This is one of the biggest obstacles to breaking the top 6. We can't offer enough playing time to the quality we need in depth, so any injury has mre impact. Same with the 5 subs,

Nobody gets a day off under Eddie. I think he made that clear in his presser.

Let's not allow negativity to infect our prayers.

two 100% records in a week. We're revolutionising football by the minute.

Only guy to play 90 mins on Wednesday. I think he needs a big game from our regular first teamers, before we assess his contribution.

He scores when he wants.

17 mins longer to ignore rumours. Lalalalalalala

One last game of FIFA, before he signs...

His first game this season, against a bunch of upsetters, surrounded by our weakest players. I think I'll give him a chance today.

Despite my reservations, which I won't go over, the signing of Isak suggests to me that we are a legitimate investment for PIF. I jokingly said that Yasir saw us lose against Cambridge and stumped up £25 million for Wood, and after watching us go toe to toe with one of the best teams in the World, stumped up the 60 for Isak. Maybe it's a brilliant PR exercise but it suggests their level of investment is linked to their perceived value of their overall investment. Basically they didn't go out and buy M'Bappe just for the exposure.

Oh great. Another one that can hit the woodwork.

We're just worried about you.

Devastated that his best friend has moved 1000 miles closer, so he's going to move 1000 miles away?

Actually it was a well thought out decision. If annything I'm unlucky to have Salah in my team, or I would have captained him. Couldn't decide so went for [yellow cards 1] Jesus.

Schar. I'll get my coat.

In an hour we'll know. I'm going to spend that hour waiting until I know if it's worth worrying about.