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If any of them were capable of doing a bit of journalism, they might. But they're too busy creating next weeks transfer rumours to do any real work.

I was confident of that.

If Bruno is out, we'll probably lose, and people won't bet on us to win. Shorten the odds it looks like people are lumping on us to win, so Bruno must be fit.

That's just the bookies capitalising on the Bruno speculation. Safe to say he's out.

Not if Fede is playing.

I agree. If they want him, they buy him. Although to be fair Dubs' situation is more similar to Targett's.

Dafty.

"Will you sign this bus ticket, Malcolm?"

We're twice the team just without Hendrick, and that's before you replace him.

look. I'mnot saying Longstaff is as good as Maxi, but if you can forgive Maxi being consistently shite for 17 consecutive games, based on the quality of his team mates, then surely we can forgive one poor performance [first of the season], when he didn't even have Maxi.

Lush.

What reports?

Nah. Seems the type to relish the friendly competition.

Man City 5-0 they both started.

I think if everybody is available [that we think is available] we can beat these, but I'll be more than happy if we go to Anfield unbeaten.

Meh. Hot, warm, cold, it's all gravy.

Remember a few of them. Brooking's was the first I remember seeing. Hungary wasn't it?

Or increase our commercial income.

I wonder if Man U aren't willing to offer him a 3 year contract. Might make him think twice about a permanent move, making a loan his preference, but sorry Dubs, that's the way the cookie crumbles.

You're not. You're mildly annoyed by reports about Dubravka.

He could nobble Pope.

Close shave for Adam Polizzi, this week.

His football gives us an insight into how the game was played 100 years ago.

we've just paid £10millio for a relegated keeper with 1yr on his contract. Dubs fnished 11th and has 3 yrs. Got to be worth 15 at least.

So Romano was definitely wrong.