BergenMagpie

Dafuq you on about mate. What a fucking abomination of a sentence

My tounge in cheek comment or PSR workarounds?

PIF should give us a 100bn loan at 0% interest. If we invest it at 3% in risk free bonds we get 3bn for PSR a year

Think only the interest paid will be included in their costs

Rare to see such class these days

Meanwhile the entire population of Paqueta Island is preparing to cash in as much as possible next season

Looks worse than the AI generated pics we made

Its unfathomable I'd understand if some random kits they sell to fans are of dodgy quality, but they should make sure the players kits are of the highest quality. So fucking bad PR

The goal being instant karma for the way Joelinton got wrestled to the ground makes it all the more sweet as well

He was never going to play for Man Utd again and they had a chance to sack him and get some goodwill from the entire football world, but they decided to keep him around in the hope to sell him on despite the overwhelming evidence. I'd say Man Utd handled this about 65-70% as bad as the sunderland / Adam Johnson situation.

Forum pet hate #26 is people bumping a dead thread with 1/10 banter

Got some money from PIF to buy topspur and trade Van der Ven / Moore / Kulu for Murphy / Longstaff / Targett

Think he'd be my preferred option now that Nico is unrealistic

Martinez - Ugarte - Fernandes Building a spine of rats

Whatever makes you happy mate

Its not though. It's a somewhat standardised indication on player values, so for a player going from 40 to 20m in a year should suggest something is wrong. Had a look on his injury record for last season, but that didnt look too damning. Checked the M'Gladbach forum and they seem to suggest his fitness/motivation was off though. Appreciate your glorious insight on clubs not being forced to accept bids at transfermarkt value for their players though. Groundbreaking stuff

That wasn't the point obviously. It's pretty rare to see such a rapid decline in the transfermarkt value on a young player. Think it was also rumoured that M'gladbach would accept 20m this summer

Wonder whats the deal with Manu Koné. His transfermarkt value has gone from 40 to 20m since last summer. Would've expected someone like Forest/West Ham/Villa to have taken a punt by now

Denmark 1992 IMO

ffs

West Ham loves an old cunt in defence, so they are probably signing him now so he will be ready to start consistently in 4-5 years time when he is 31-32

Its such an awful photo WTF is going on there? Some Peaky Blinders vibe in a cheap breakfast cafeteria?

Would be cool to see him in Serie A or MLS

Love Wilson, but it would be mental not to sell him this window. Last year of contract and turning 33 in February

Got my hopes up there for a second