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Because they're the luckiest cunts in the league

Also think they'll stay up. Think they're next in line to get an american takeover too

Had (happily) forgotten about that game Cheers mate

Anyone else having problem with accessing the press conference stream on the app?

Always baffled reading comments like this. No one else believing in the jinx? He’ll be MOTM now

Think he’d make a good figure on the TV- seems like such a likeable lad

@CoreOfNUFC = Mouth of the Tyne

Not overly keen on AFCON players and would certanly not want our goalie to leave for AFCON every other season during the hectic xmas schedule (still traumatized from when Ba, Cisse and Tiote went)

That’s as close ChatGPT could make Alan Barnes in a Looney Tunes style

Vlahovic is on silly money. No chance we are in for him

Pet hating this wording

Shola sending them out to the most cycling-friendly cities

How long before the copy cats follows?

Bolton. Same shite kits

Where's the complimentary "you'll do for me" image with Tamas Kadar, Lubomir Satka and Romain Amalfitiano?

Worst ref this season

Must have been mentioned before, but wtf is Pep wearing?

Why are they not showing min/goal instead. Everyone at 0.01 is so useless

One of my lowest points as a supporter was when an @Alan Pardew-led Palace crushed us 5-1, and pards trying to be the big man and be nice about it in the post-match interview This win counters that day and its lovely to see pards being in a state where getting an invitation from talksport makes his month and palace being back to being shite. Checked their board and they seem to dislike us as much as everton/villa. Fuck em

Love him to bits, but its great to see the other players showing some emotions when he's not converting big chances/making bad decisions. We're not a one man team despite numerous pundits have made it seem like that during the last couple of months. Its kinda suiting that the rest of the squad are scoring goals for fun right now

He just fucking gets it. Probably the last guy I'd sell now. Heartbeat of the team So many small things - like battling a shoulder-shoulder duel with Mateta during the penalty and being the first who celebrates when Pope saves it. Also hands on his head in "disbelief" when Murphy scores as if he hadn't just recently scored an even more spectacular goal from the same angle

Edit: funfact

Still cant understand how this was given. Who knows what game it would've been if Eze had scored. One of the worst decisions this season and it'll no doubt be swept under the carpet

Barnes/Tino is giving me Big Joe/Small joe (biggie smalls) vibes on the left. Gordon needs to be told to start using Hall more on the overlap

Hope Eddie texts him to do pre/post match interviews without using the word "performance" as a challenge