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He's made a few mistakes on camera and seems a bit thick in general. Hope he has some support around him or this can end badly. Think the number one fear of most people is public humiliation and this will probably keep going for a while when his fake friends sell their vids of him doing something dumb

Between inflation the last two years and the sell on %, we would probably only break even by selling him for 80m No way we should be the first club thinking "well, its probably a fair price as the market has been a bit crazy the last few years"

Tsmikas broke his collar bone last season and was out 45 days Seems Lanzini broke his too in 2019 (at least reported as that, but it says shoulder injury on transfermarkt) and was also out for 45 days Matip did his in 2018 was only out for 28 days Probably 4 months for Krath then

Feels like some Ricky Gervais sketch. That 2nd vid Edit: How he is so proud to show that picture "with" Milner

Extended highlights are out

Hall is so good

You just know we will concede in those situations

If you could design a goal that we would score this season, how would it be? I've been craving a 200 km/h Joelinton thunderbastard from 25-30m for so long

That video was absolutely incredible. Probably the best content we have ever put out - I had tears in my eyes throughout. I'll keep that bookmarked for whenever I need to "zone out" from life. What a man!

Had to look up that cunt Callum McManaman and he's in his 3rd Wigan spell after a pretty shite career (Melbourne Victory aside). Ruined Haidara's promising career, although it was probably already fucked the second he shook hands with @Alan Pardew

Or getting into a fight with Jimbo over some petty new cost-saving scheme like everyone having to re-use their teabags 3 times before getting a new one

So many have criticized him this season. He's 21 years old FFS He will turn into a legend for us

Reminds me a bit about Rémy

So close! Great play

Let's turn him into a David Silva type of AMR. EZ

His weekly 200k salary from Chelsea stopped this month so its probably about time he finds another job to support his family

It was tiring to read the mandatory "I dont even get what position he plays" posts after his cameos, so must have been even harder for him. Was so sad when we had to sell him, but he seems like a top lad and I think the transfer will be prosperous for his career

Fussed about how they got saved from relegation by the hawkeye malfunction

Why do you mention Staveley if you dont know? Has that been hinted?

Longstaff or Joelinton would’ve been more of a meme

Feels like Trippier + Almiron and Tino + Murphy are the best combos, but that rarely happen in game

True that, but the forum almost went into meltdown with the DCL rumours. Dont think we would have the chance at signing Duran either as someone on here compared to Osula price wise (was a buy back option right?). Hopefully Mitchell will transform us in this regard

Few misplaced passes, but thought he was pretty good. Refreshing to see how he always makes himself a passing option. Will do wonders for our midfield if he stays fit this season

This is 100% gonna be the Lewis Hall 2023 thread isnt it? Would anyone expect Howe to throw Osula on for his starting PL debut at away to Everton less than 2 months after signing? And would we be happy spunking a big part of our transfer budget on a ready to go striker this summer?

Kneejerk people are always gonna tell themselves lies