BergenMagpie

Hate it when refs stops the play just before a corner kick to yell at someone in the box. Why not just wait for the corner kick to be taken and if he sees something then give a freekick or pen?

What a goal

How the fuck do you make such a retarded mistake? Learn how to doublecheck your shit or fail in life

Odds on Josh Murphy scoring a hat trick?

77 points. Not bad, but Im still fuming as I took Richarlison out for Walcott last minute and I have Wan-Bissaka on my bench (not that Id ever consider starting him with the defence I have). Won my league last year, but the 1 day I enjoyed winning it didnt compensate for all the regret and hate (similar to whats written above) I felt throughout the season. Such a shit and frustrating game

Had to login here to express how much I hate this pre match show. Should just skip it and start the game if its gonna be this awful.

Best left back Ive seen for us (only watched games regularly since 2008). Was always totally confident that he would mitigate any threats coming down his side regardless of the winger he would come up against. Hope he fully recovers

Haha indeed. He was getting sandwiched by two Swiss players who were both holding him, he still wins the header and they end up getting a free kick. What a powerhouse

Really annoying how everyone picked up how good hes been for us as I hoped that we could sign him cheaply "under the radar". I have friends who never knows anything about how good NUFC players are except when Cisse and Ba had hot streaks for us, but now they are all raving on about how good Kenedy has been

Not sure if Ill go with Kane, Sterling or Jesus as my captain. My friend is leading in one of my leagues with 13 points and he still has triple captain (I have more players with 2 games this week and will also play bench boost). He will definitely triple captain Kane so either I captain him to hope to limit the gap, or gamble on Sterling or Jesus. Its typical that Kane will get a lot of goals now, but WBA are looking pretty solid now and we are also not conceding too many goals. Sterling will face Huddersfield and Brighton, but might not play as much now that City has won the league. Any tips?

Mitro

Hes currently winning as much possession for us as Tiote did in his prime. He looks a bit clumsy when doing it and I always expect him to lose the ball, but rarely does. What an unbelievable turn of form! Absolutely crucial for us the last couple of games

When will we know which teams will have two games in the next double GW?

I think Soton will find some form and stay up relatively comfortably. Cant see them dropping

Hate to be the only pessimist here, but think they will win comfortably 3-0

Not surprised. People talk a load of s*** on here, he's a decent target man, and his link up play would be decent if he could score goals to go along with it. But he doesn't, and since the rest of our forwards are pretty goal shy as well, we need a striker who can score goals. He may win a lot of aerial battles, but usually its not benefiting us as his headers wont find one of our players. Its a bit the same from throw-ins. Its hilarious/sad how many times he has tried to pass the ball back to the thrower on the first-time touch, but just ended up totally misjudging the pass and shooting it straight back over the line.

wow

Kane would probably have another hat-trick this game if it wasnt for me wasting my 3x captain

Fulham with 4 goals in 7 mins. Two goals and an assist for Sessegnon

I remember people got shot down last season suggesting we are unlucky when it comes to penalties

He had a really good half despite being the most "donkey" looking player Ive ever seen. Makes Shola look like Messi

Decent half against a really shit team. Should be leading comfortably if it hadnt been for the fact that we need about 5-6 clear cut chances to convert

omfg

Diame man. Feels like every involvement he does has a maximum of 25% success rate. Always marginally pulling off whatever he tries to do

Shelveys passing is so vital for our attacking play