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Aye, I used to a few years ago. If those two nutters with the drum are still there though..

Think I'll take the bairn to go see Whitley Warriors and Newcastle Eagles.

Nee worries, there's always Global Warming to look forward to.

£4m on Bruce, more than we'll spend on any player this season.

He invested in them the last time they nearly went under, and bought a stake in their digital and game arena side, which tends to do well. I guess he just wanted the whole lot. End of the day he's going to own some big names on a high street that is being priced out of business by rent and land owners.

Man, how classless can you get. I feel sorry for the Sheff Wed fans, but they're probably saying the same about us too. I assume he's resigned so Ashley wouldn't have to pay the comp, Bruce will probably get a little more signing on for that. Steve Bruce, man. From Rafa to Steve Bruce. Rafa the Spanish Waiter, to Steve Bruce the Gravy Chugging Greggs Connoisseur.

On one hand - get in! On the other - Arsenal... hmm.

I like how Colback contains a symbol that could also be used as an emote to sum up most people's facial expressions when he returns to the starting 11.

Amazing this. I'm going to turn the ringer on, on my phone just in case. I'm sure I'll be on that list somewhere.

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Sunderland

They'll takeover Sunderland.

Brucey Brexit Special

Every time you use FCB for Mike Ashley my brain always reads it as Barcelona first. I'm like 'damn, VI going to be mad'.

Hey man, Dad bods are in!

Not enough genetically modified fucks for Mike

Post-Space Raider beef burps.

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Aye, I've just been to Greggs and they had a huge delivery. Seemingly they've upped production for the arrival of Bruce.

I have more faith in Ben and Liam tbh. Great coaches, good with people and have standards. They like to play out from the back and encourage overloads and one v ones.

That means they're probably the size of a sack of potatoes. That particular bag is 7.5 oz. A 48 oz. bulk box is available, though. Oozes? Australians?

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Mike is American, not American Indian, mate.