Beth

We're not doing that though are we.

58 pts is the magic number, should get 7th with that. Three wins and two draws from the last 7 games.

Could be 4-0 either way.

But he scored against Spurs then did that gormless smile so he's mint man. But seriously, £5m back to Norwich in the summer please.

Should have taken the £20m off Man U

Hope this is one of those play absolutely shit but nick it 0-1 in the final minute games.......

He's maybe worth the best of the rest wage that Isak and Trippier are on, he's never getting more than that anywhere else unless he goes to Saudi.

This is the hardest of the London trio of away games left, a draw would be decent.

The fabled 8 away goals in 21 matches season.

No, it's Almiron.

Even if we paid 50% of his wages there would be no fee involved. He's nearly 30 and a crock.

If he's on the reported £100k a week he's going nowhere.

Yes. Him, Isak and Gordon are our crown jewels at the moment, but Bruno has peaked and is 2-3 years older than the others. Plus (hopefully) we already have his replacement ready to come in when his ban ends.

That was us last season bar Wilson and Targett.

Cole Palmer, shit haircut, shit celebration.

Just heard on talkshite that we're willing to sell him in the summer!?

Well Dummett is shit but he's less shit at CB than LB. That said, a defence of Krafth-Schar-Dummett-Burn is pretty horrific anyway.

In no particular order: Haaland, Alvarez, Isak, Jota, Son, Watkins, Hojlund, Wilson, Nunez

I'm his biggest critic on here but unless someone from Saudi offers silly money for him I'd keep him as an impact sub till his contract is up. We're not getting anymore than £10m for him off a non Saudi team.

Could be starting on Saturday if Hall is injured.......

I'd barely have Toney in the top 10. Brentford are mad if they think they're getting anything over £50m for him in the summer.

Draw would be a good result here. Hope we get a few players back and try and win one of the Palace/Brentford aways.

The Steve Harper of LBs.

If we had no injuries I'd have us as favourites, but not the way we are on at the moment. Oh and one league win there since 1972.

Four wins and a couple of draws needed from the last eight games to get 7th. Beat Brighton and Sheff Utd at home, draw with Spurs. Beat Burnley away, and a win and a draw from the Fulham/Palace/Brentford trio. Man U is a write off imo. Hard but not impossible.