Beth

Why? They have literally fk all else to play for, not getting into europe or relegated

Scott McTominay Mk II

And shit for the other four, although to be fair, he did benefit from the zany hair escalator clause that made some of our support view his time here in rose tinted glasses.

Blatant foul

Not sure what's worse, his Dwayne Dibley fringe or the Stone Island jacket.

I'm sorry like, but that wasn't a foul on Isak, he was simply out-musculed, we'd have been raging if it had been given agaisnst us. Thought the ref had a good game.

According to Capology (I know) he's "only" on 46k a week, thought it would have been more than that.

£40m for a 28 year old who has barely kicked a ball in two and a half years is a piss take like, no wonder we've cooled on him.

Your mate Almiron is a left footed RW.

What percentage of that Sela deal was spent in the summer? I know we will be due some money from the CL but it won't be that much.

He's 26 now, I doubt he is going to get any better unless he has a similar level of players around him. If he was 23/24 I think he would go for 100M.

Bruno. He would command a fee of around 70-80m and would mean we could spend twice or thrice that on replacement(s), and praying Tonali hits the ground running next season. Due to FFP there has to come a time when we will have to sell one of our prize assets if we want to get to the next level.

It'll end up being one of the two usual scenarios here, either a comfortable 2 or 3 nil for them or an injury time winner.

I'd be happy with that. Let's be realistic, CL has gone this season (Yes, I'm sorry, it has). However with Phillips in, injured players returning and back to a once a week fixture schedule, there is no reason why we can't make one of the EL spots. Pointless paying totally inflated prices in this window in the vain hope of getting back into CL race.

Ok. Let's leave it at that and see where we are with Tonali in 18 months time.

Yes, because supermarket workers are not worth a squirt of piss compared to footballers.

Yes, the money is irrelevant as it's pocket change to the owners, but the principle of it is anything but. To put it into context, if you were working for a supermarket and because of a mistake on your part you were unable to come to work for 10 months, would you expect them to still pay you? And of course there is also a slight difference between £500 a week and £120,000 a week.

No idea, but it's absolutely scandalous if we still have to pay him his full wage whilst he is.

We all know how this is going to play out don't we. He'll come back, be mainly shite and end up going back on loan to Milan in Jan 25, where his form will pick up and they will resign him for half what we paid for him.

He never was. If he wasn't a local lad he'd he getting even more shit than Almiron.

No, in typical NUFC fashion we'll put in a backs to the wall performance but they will score their customary injury time winner against us.

He's been a good servant in his short time here, but realistically he should be taking Dummett's place on the bench when he leaves at the end of the season.

One of Howe's favourites, obvious he will start every game if deemed to be fit.

Let's be honest, if he was still playing for us he would never have scored the 2nd and 3rd. Fair play to him for not celebrating.