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So would any supporter.

Thats' league games, I think you can throw in another 100 or so cup games, but still misses half a season through injury.

To be honest if (and its a big if) he stayed fit he'd be our best CB. You don't play 200 games for Man U if you're shite.

1-2 When's the last time we lost the first 3 league games in a season? Edit: 99/00 under Gullit.

Look at the photo on nufc.com, team number 4.

How utterly predictable.

No chance, maybe £2-3m if we're lucky. He should be fit enough to be on the bench by next weekend anyway.

Ironic that plenty of fit sportsmen have contracted it, yet a fat cunt like me who has been at work ever since it all kicked off hasn't.

Look on the bright side, we'll finish above Norwich.

One of them is interviewed on This Morning, the accent is the worst i've ever heard.

Absolute beauties aren't they???

Mackem Z list celebrities, think they're twin sisters who got their norks out a few times.

Of course, but its either him or a totally out of his depth Lewis as the only alternative at LWB, whereas we have plenty of spare dross to pick from in CM.

Ergo guilty by association......

Almost as good looking as Kit and Kat.

Lets be honest, both the Longstaffs cards were marked as soon as the Ritchie/Bruce bust up was leaked, as its generally assumed one of them was the source.

He's the next Colback, will sit out his three years on 50k or whatever per week. No way are we going to manage to shift him on to anyone else.

Should have taken the 20m off Man Utd. He'll spend the rest of his career as a mid table championshit plodder.

It'll be one or two pointless loans and thats it. Never mind, at least we've managed to stay still whilst others have strengthened.

Shit 1-1, Bruce happy with a "point on the board".

6, lets be honest West Ham are a step above us now.

Well played by Bruce, of the 5 available CBs play the worst 3.

Time for Joey Deacon and Bo Selecta to come on and save the day......

That lineup is pure bad AIDS.

I assume JoeShinton was 1 million plus add ons.