Beth

We'd have been nearly £50M better off by just keeping Joselu and not signing Muto or Joelinton.

Didn't Chelsea play some fucker no one had ever heard of in goal at he end of the season when they'd already won the title? Think we won 1-0?

It'd be funny as fuck if were 1-2 behind and Carson lets in a howler to deny them the away wins in a row record. But in reality we will lose 1-3.

Three main reasons Pardew was hated: 1) Licking Ashleys hoop 2) Terrible derby record 3) Living off one goal margin wins against shite whilst getting humped 3,4,5 or 6 nowt against anyone half decent

I wonder how much he's pocketed in his two years for a return of one (meaningless) goal?

Was on about 10k a week with us wasn't he? That was a fortune considering he was nothing more than a decent third tier player, he really pissed it all away.

Our 95/96 Home/Away combo will be the best we will ever have even if we are still playing 1000 years from now, nothing else will ever come close.

It'll be low quality shit but the m0ngs will lap it up and buy it anyway. The tie in with Andy Murray means fuck all nowadays considering he's basically finished.

Put a free £1 bet on 3-0 at 45/1 but I think 2-1 either way will be the outcome.

Unlikely but if both Derby and Sheff Wed go down this season you'd imagine they'd be favourites for the top 2 next season, so the mackems really need to win the play offs this time or it could be 5 seasons in a row in the 3rd tier.

Even Mike isn't that stupid......

Can't see many ins or outs happening this summer. Obviously Carroll, Saviet and Atsu will be jetisoned, doubt we'll ever see Muto or Leujene back again either. No big loss really other than Leujene. I'd imagine Murphy will get a new deal and Fernandez another year (if he wants it that is). I reckon at least one of the Longstaffs will be off, probably on loan. As to who we bring in, god knows. Maybe Wyke from the mackems, can't be any worse than JoeShinton.

Standard 2-0 defeat.

A point off Arsehole and win over Sheff Utd should see us over the line with a few points to spare.

We basically paid £40M (allegedly) for a shit haircut cunt.

No chance he'd want to come here under Bruce and win fuck all.

He is what he is, a half decent 5th choice CB when everyone is fit. Can't complain about his contribution since he came here when he cost so little.

If thats the case we should sub him on for Shelvey the first time the ball goes out of play.

He makes Kitson look like Marco Van Basten.

2-2 like last season.

He wasn't as bad as some make out on here but being an ex mackem and ginger he was always onto a loser.

20-30 years from now Joelinton will be seen as the worst signing in our history.

Raw? He's 26.

Only logic to me is that he's a 20-25 goal a season Championship player (if he stays fit) so its a relatively low wage gamble in case we go down, should have been for only 2 years though not 3.

Bjorn Kristensen was decent at his level (2nd tier)