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They are upper middle table dross. Their form suggests they are in the right position. (2 wins 2 losses and a draw in the last 5) Absolutely no doubt they’ll raise their game agains us as all lower league clubs do when given a big cup tie. My concern is we haven’t pulled ourselves out of the rut we find ourselves in and another Luton/Forest type display which would put us at risk of an underdog upset.

I find being a pessimist perfectly suits supporting Newcastle eg forest at home and the multiple ”We’ll smash these” quotes. True to form we get humped and make Chris Wood look like a £80m striker. Pessimism and NUFC go together like Tonali and scratchcards.

Need a massive uptick in form and fitness if we aim to reach top four. I think there’s four teams better than us this season though

He should be stood outside Ladbrokes at forest hall with Nile giving out gamblers anonymous fliers.

I really believe the missing training is key to our recent failures. Players need coaching. The cabbage era showed us real time what happens when players aren’t coached. There’s no excuses when we return to “normal” and the injury crisis wanes and I fully expect us to revert to business as usual.

I’m just trying to take the piss but your wordsmithing has given me a headache. I apologise.

You have got to admire the love this man has for his home club. Makes them £60 million. Holidays for a year on £80k a week then rejoins them for £30 mill. Beautiful scamming.

Horrific stats for this game although we did win here once in the 90’s

Terrifying prospect.

Yassine Bounou Playing in Saudi? Loan deal/signing would be shrewd business.

He’ll be ok when we get back to normal. Players returning from injury and time Between games to train and work on tactics and fitness. Last seasons success was too soon and turned into a curse not a blessing.

Perfect time to play us. Zero confidence and conceding 8 at Anfield.

I know what I’d be doing if mrs Tonality was my guest and it would be shopping. That Rolex wouldn’t need to be wound up for a fortnight.

We suddenly seem 1 dimensional. Has the high press been sussed with the quick counter out wide targeting our poor full-back positions? It feels like something has changed in the squad as well. Is it confidence or has something happened behind the scenes? We can’t score goals in open play. We can’t defend counters. Will be interesting to see if Ed changes (or can change) his tactics in the next few games. Form would suggest if he doesn’t we’re in for a torrid time.

He needs resting/support while he sorts his personal life out. Can’t help thinking it’s affecting the squad.

This prick has left us right in the shite. Can’t help but think he doesn’t give a fuck about us when you know he’s in some six star hotel covered in Prada and Rolex and braying the life out of a beautiful woman while “his” team falls off the face of the planet.

He has proved this is absolutely not the case so far

Was targeted to perfection today. Manoeuvrability of an oil tanker.

He’s really good at being anonymous. Hiding in plain sight again today.

How aren’t we?

Based on today we need at least 15 in during this window.

We’re fucked.

No. He’ll be here until the end of season. I think he needs to drop his captain and start playing form over favourites though.

They deserve it. Fucking shit performance

Couldn’t keep his cock in his pants.