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Who would have thought that beating Coventry on pens and poaching Dan Ashworth would be the highlights of the season for the greatest club the world.

We should move to a new 100,000 seater out of town (Prudhoe industrial estate for example) and only allow support that passes a strict “screaming jawdies” exam. Here’s the real kicker though: The club don’t tell the current sjp season ticket holders that stayed during the Ashley era that they’ve moved. That demographic is principally pensioners and bores so implementing this would increase the atmosphere significantly (yes I know owld Tommy hasn’t missed a home game for 57 years but fuck me he’s never cheered since ‘92). They turn up to their normal seats at the original sjp, meet their boring mates for 39 minutes. Get up for a piss. Return to seat and leave after 80 minutes to avoid the “rush”. Wouldn’t even notice there was nothing happening on the pitch. New stadium. New fanbase that will be fervent because they have had to put the effort in to get to the ground Or we could always just stay where we are and increase capacity to 65,000. I know where the smart money is.

An account of the wages scandal. Obviously in true groomers fashion it wasn’t really their fault and they manage to drop us into the equation: https://rokerreport.sbnation.com/2018/2/28/17061448/the-moment-it-all-changed-for-sunderland-afc-an-illegal-payments-scandal-that-rocked-wearside

Aye was late on in afternoon

Should have added it was yesterday

Anthony Gordon getting interviewed by some ex footballer in the rendezvous cafe on Whitley prom.

Im pretty gutted for Richard Masters. He’s lost what was left of his super 6 Euromassive early, and one of those dirty little clubs are now all that’s left in Europe. Things better change soon to restore rightful order.

He’s the cleverest footballer since Beardsley for me but Shearer was the absolute goal machine of his era in English football.

Worth the money just to keep the greatest club in the world hanging.

Why this bus is automatic It's systematic It's hydromatic Why it's grease lightning

Would you go to Mike Ashley’s SD over the club shop to save money? I’d rather pay not to walk through the door of those stinking shops who exploit their zero-hour contract , paid less than minimum wage staff. The man fucked us for 14 years so I’m overjoyed that we’re trying to fuck that fat prick over.

Yes. Shola thought it would be good for him to be with other Aussies to help with the language barrier

He was better than Bruce.

Maybe the 18,000 that really attend are eating the same as 38,000 normal people, so they base official attendance on crisp consumption?

What’s that Dan?

Our owners have played a blinder here. Sucked it up and waited until the PL trod on its own land mine. Now the damage to “small clubs” is seen by everyone as unfair and that EPLFFP’s sole aim is really to keep the status quo for the PL six

When an out of sorts Longstaff is undroppable and Dummet is your subs bench you know the squad is fucked.

Putting the dum in thick cunt

Proving it again.