Mahoneys Tache

And we’ve still got the best British coach since Ferguson. And we’ll get players in before the end of the window. And we’ll finish top five.

McGinn puts me in mind of when Gary Mcallister signed for the dippers. Really showed how very good he’d always been.

And how was the dog?

Wynn Davies, even in his current condition.

the club was a pile of shite with a sports direct flag sticking out the top of it at the time. He made the right decision.

I think he’s a young lad who has no frame of reference for life other than elite level football and an agent who wants to milk the poor cunt due every penny he can as long as he can and he’s being advised to maximise money by an unscrupulous nob.

He’s not signing for us. We end up with some surprise kid from the continent who turns out to be the surprise package of the season.

Well thanks for that Gyles Brandteth.

This. The collective meltdown here is fucking astonishing to behold.

I could swear that the BBC page says ‘may not’ make another bid. small but significant detail that like.

Shades of Thomas Scuravi (sp) the Czech maniac in Italian football in the 90’s.

Or Sheringham, Shearer, Del Piero etc etc

Don’t disagree.

It’s not meant to be. He’s pretty fucking irreplaceable. I ain’t stupid, him being brilliant and my point aren’t mutually exclusive. But since we’re not going to get anyone as good then we have to be realistic about what the options are and I’m quite optimistic that two decent players will get plenty of goals given how many chances they’ll get.

We create lots of chances. Any decent striker could get 20 goals a season with the amount of opportunities they will get. Get two decent strikers and we will be alreet. We’re over thinking this.

Unless we finish second, win another cup and get to the champions league final. He’d stay then.

This is Newcastle United. It was inevitable that we’d find a way to fuck things up. This is a 13 point lead in January scenario writ large.

Because we’re not cunts.

Woodgate vibes continue.

Genuinely don’t understand why so many of the miserable fuckers on here follow the club.

Felt a twinge in his bank balance during the warm up.

A signing like that would go some way to helping us ketchup to the top four.

Same thing.