Mahoneys Tache

He’d be mustard with our coaching.

Aye. Bag of shite that joelinton too

Aye. That Lascelles is a massive bag of shite like.

Brilliant strategy.

Didn’t do Mick Quinn any harm.

Ooh ahh franzie carr

My great grandad played for Coventry and Bristol city but got shot in the hip in WW1 and played non league after. My grandad was a great amateur cricketer. My fatha played football, Rugby, hockey, cricket and boxed for the Royal Marines and declined a contract offer from spurs as a keeper in the early 60’s. Both my nephews are professional sportsmen, one of them about as well known and well regarded in his sport as it’s possible to be. I couldn’t find my own arse in the bath.

That’s the fella.

Ferguson snagging an aging sheringham was a master stroke. Same as that Swedish lad with the dredds who played for Celtic he got for a season or so. Name escapes me. Cavani recently not so good but there’s some virtue in experienced goal scorers who can do a job for a few months though. not mitro mind. He’s a plank in his prime.

Peter Withe.

The competition formerly known as under 21’s.

We’ll finish in a European spot. Not champions league but one of the competitions. Simmer doon.

Feline knee aids

We’ve had problems with injuries for as long as I can remember. Not that I paid much attention to it in the 70’s and 80’s but I recall theories about the climate and the state of training pitches being bandied about 20 years ago as explanations for the amount of soft tissue injuries we were getting.

The Beardsley method.

I don’t want to jinx this but how fucking funny would it be if our reserves beat them?

Good man. Insert contemporary youth culture statement of approval of your choice.

The difference between bergkamp and Cole to me.

Can we stop pissing and moaning now then?

The injuries are a pain in the arse but the upside is that some of the new signings and young lads will get more experience. I didn’t particularly expect us to get to the next stage of the champions league and I wasn’t expecting top four again so I reckons in the long term this will help with consistency through the squad.

That’s some commitment to maintaining the cultural trope of Newcastle being a welcoming and hospitable city.

There’s a vibe about this season. There’s a certain romance. I’m smelling something in the air…

I’d sooner take her word for it rather than the show a bit of chest hair, insincere two handed handshake interested in the family while eyeing up the young nurses bellend I am talking about.

One of the directors of a company I worked for told me that Ashley is a great bloke to work for. Mind he was a cunt too and I nigh throat punched him but I had bills to pay.

Firstly I didn’t say his IQ was below 80. I was engaging in a bit of hyperbole for comedic purposes. And I don’t think being an ‘addict’ explains him betting on football when there are so many other ways to feed his ‘addiction.’