Mahoneys Tache

Skunkers veteran.

Because he was a block headed gobshite alpha male arsehole.

I thought that his career ended because he was basically shit at his job. Won about a third of his matches in charge across his career.

The tache is handy to hang on to.

That’ll be because you are not my dad.

I recall (long time ago) watching the juve friendly when Pearce and Hamman scored with my fatha. Howey made a minor error and these two knackas started booing him and claiming he was shite on account of him being a ‘fucken mackem man.’ brilliant b

Well yeah. It’s the champions league and they are better than us. We’re not playing Swindon town. Be pleased they missed sitters.

Eh? Last time we played in Europe was 2012-13. What’s your point?

Fucks sake man. 0-0 away in the San Siro after 20 years and about a decade out of European football. What a bunch of fannies. fucking brilliant result. the change from ‘we just want a team that tries’ to unrealistic expectations is breathtakingly fast. ‘Concerning performance’. Are you fucking kidding?

Who’s injured?

Early days. Slow start to the season. Like arsenal last year. new players getting up to speed with the system. Three very difficult games. 100% certain we’ll pull ourselves together and we’ll be fine. never expected a top four finish this season anyways. Some expectation management is required. people got their knickers in a big twist at Robson and the club reacted with panic and we ended up with fucking Souness. Simmer doon.

Deadline just isn’t as entertaining without ‘arry Redknapp wheeling and a dealing mind.

Instrumental in Wenger to Arsenal. Was over in japan winning the world championship of sushi eating and took in a match. Got straight on the blower to David Dein.

Probably a good thing in the long term. Kick up the arse and a reminder to the hysterics that we are nowhere near the finished article. Some expectation management is required.

He was driving joelinton

We’ve got fucking murdered there for a decade and more. Plenty of teams will get murdered there this season, but we didn’t.

Prediction you stupid blart.

Ashby gets an assist for Swansea.

Bet that Stings.

Huw Edwards

This. People forget that there’s a human being behind the stats, social media bollocks and all the rest of it. These lads aren’t coding on fifa or pieces of fucking Lego. No need.

Dodgy Doug in fake sheikh hooker scandal again?

I’m an expert n body language and I can assert that that was a case of piles giving him gyp

Great player but banned til January and not a pimple on kanes arse.

Spurs fucked if he goes. No chance of them snaring a player anywhere near Kane.