Mahoneys Tache

I’ve lived in Coventry 19 years. It’s not pretty but it’s not as bad as folks think. The centre suffered from the brutalist architecture thing after it got flattened in WW2 and it’s a victim of th💩therite economic policy. All the manufacturing industry is gone and it suffers from being a satellite town to Birmingham.

Wolverhampton is fucking grim. Not been to Sunderland since 1986.

His wife?

Yeah but then what the fuck do you know about his personal or professional circumstances? Fucks sake man. He’s a human being same as the rest of us. He’s been a Titan for us and we owe him enough to let him go in a way that suits him.

I don’t understand it either. Cloughy would have punched the FA by now and got it sorted.

Ten goals, 8 assists last season. Worth a punt for half a season if they pay the lion’s share of his wages.

Stick a pony on this fucker being gone by Christmas.

The poor man’s Winston Bogarde

The transfer window turns otherwise reasonable humans into massive arseholes.

My knickers remain entirely untwisted. we are in fucking dreamland comparatively. I am confident that with a fair wind injuries wise we are capable of finishing 5/6th with the current squad although the CL finish was as much based on solid defence as attack so a centre half would be good but not terminal if we don’t.

While I think the whole Guehi thing can fuck right off now, I confess I think it’s sensible to get a centre half. The CL qualification season was as much based on a solid defence as it was a devastating attack and attacking positions are much healthier now than they were then.

Wildly ridiculous prediction: Pep doesn’t renew his contract. Newcastle try to lure him. Staveley was Eddie’s biggest advocate. I think the Saudis would be very keen if he was available.

Mexican waveform collapse.

Win after playing with 10 men for 3/4 of the match. That is fucking brilliant under any circumstances. Cracking for morale too

Can you have a job playing FM all day?

Bit of both. There were some unwise decisions but he tended to get the players in when he wanted them.

And how many goals did the ageing shearer score, and Ginola, speed, Robert blah blah blah. Regardless of the players qualities he tended to sign more of the targets than he missed.

We need fat Freddy back. The fat cuntroller, god rest his soul was a damned fine negotiator when it came to signings. regardless, palace are going to be stuck with an unhappy player and they will be lucky to get half their current asking price next summer. Dicks

Sick of this shit now. Tell them to fuck off and buy a championship knee breaker to keep us going til Botman is fit. £60 million my arsepipe.

I’ve been there for years.

The transfer window used to be an interesting way of passing the close season. Now it’s all accountancy, maths and tedious bollocks.

Have you tried unlocking your cellar door?

Still think we aren’t signing this lad.

He’s a cause without a rebel.