Mahoneys Tache

No doubt. Still relevant though.

14 goals last season. Remind me last time we had a 14 goal a season player?

Sheringham and shearer had no pace. They still scored plenty.

I’m Was talking to a baggies lad yesterday. He said exactly the same things about him as we do. And it’s less than a season.

Toney will get 15 goals a season and will not need time to settle into English football. He’ll only improve too. No brainer for me.

He deserves the barbie hairdryer. That’s brutal.

Fed special surely. Tight heed.

Because we’re all geet sensible at 20 years old, especially those of us who have never had to make a decision and been wrapped in cotton wool by football clubs who want to protect their potentially enormously valuable assets.

The David Batty of the new millennium

Idiosyncratic orifice aside, the lads a fucking unit already and he’s not 20 yet. Couple of years and he’ll be a fucking hoose end.

The digbeth dining club shuts its doors and bolts them when he turns up. Like a saloon in the old west when two gunfighters are facing each other down at high noon.

This

And the hair on his Ekitikedido hung doon to his knees.

Sounds like he’s being badly advised and used as a cash cow for his agent. He’ll learn but it might cost him long term.

Saw him Bruce and Bryan Robson on the lash in a posh suburb of Sheffield a few years back. Industrial drinking. It’s Waddell’s local but no sign of him.

My forest supporting pals are creaming themselves over this.

Stand in the corner with your nose to the wall young man.

wise lad. Did he say ‘pelanty’?

My fatha turned down a contract to play for spurs as a goalkeeper when he was in the marines in the early 60’s because the pay was shit. And he liked hitting people for a living too I expect.

Thanks. Couldn’t be arsed to read the biblical thread.

So is he fucking signing or not?

Villa.

Like when we sold Kelly and Peacock after promotion? Edit: or Andy Cole for that matter?

Didn’t I read something about us inquiring about him last Christmas?