Mahoneys Tache

That geezer who won five Olympic golds had a BMI of 38.

Unbeaten in 7 games which included a win against citeh, and 8-0 victory, 0-0 away in Milan and 4-1 vs PSG. I think we can be satisfied.

He puts me in mind of nobby in his first season. Clearly top class but adjusting. Second season nobby was where we saw his true value.

Agincourt level howking dished out there.

It’s PSG. We’re 3-1 up. It’s good.

Aye don’t relax yet.

Gigging again tonight. If we win like we did on Sunday on the last I’m going on an endless tour like Berb Dylan.

Just watched his interview on match of the day. What a good lad he came across as. I enjoyed his response to the dig at Sheffield United. Put the smarmy fuck right in his place.

Was playing a gig tonight. Listened to most of the first half on the drive there. Four nil after I arrived. Did the sound check and next thing I know it’s 8. Fuck my hat in a basket.

Mind Walter was a massive cunt. And that other mackem who would come back from the boozer pissed up on a Friday and Saturday night with a kebab and start acting all lairy.

True, but I split before the end because it got to be too vile. Racism and bigotry abounded.

Pining?

Skunkers veteran.

Because he was a block headed gobshite alpha male arsehole.

I thought that his career ended because he was basically shit at his job. Won about a third of his matches in charge across his career.

The tache is handy to hang on to.

That’ll be because you are not my dad.

I recall (long time ago) watching the juve friendly when Pearce and Hamman scored with my fatha. Howey made a minor error and these two knackas started booing him and claiming he was shite on account of him being a ‘fucken mackem man.’ brilliant b

Well yeah. It’s the champions league and they are better than us. We’re not playing Swindon town. Be pleased they missed sitters.

Eh? Last time we played in Europe was 2012-13. What’s your point?

Fucks sake man. 0-0 away in the San Siro after 20 years and about a decade out of European football. What a bunch of fannies. fucking brilliant result. the change from ‘we just want a team that tries’ to unrealistic expectations is breathtakingly fast. ‘Concerning performance’. Are you fucking kidding?

Who’s injured?

Early days. Slow start to the season. Like arsenal last year. new players getting up to speed with the system. Three very difficult games. 100% certain we’ll pull ourselves together and we’ll be fine. never expected a top four finish this season anyways. Some expectation management is required. people got their knickers in a big twist at Robson and the club reacted with panic and we ended up with fucking Souness. Simmer doon.

Deadline just isn’t as entertaining without ‘arry Redknapp wheeling and a dealing mind.

Instrumental in Wenger to Arsenal. Was over in japan winning the world championship of sushi eating and took in a match. Got straight on the blower to David Dein.