Mahoneys Tache

Aye. Soft shites. Our knackas challenge polis horses to fist fights.

I’ve lived in Sheffield and Nottingham. My heart leans to the latter but I’d be happy either way.

Lallana on five live. Good thing he can play football.

Napalm.

He turned into inspector gadget the cunt. How the fuck he kept that Albert shot out I’ll never understand.

Saying Ronaldinho is overrated makes as much sense as tits on a fish.

Agreed. For all the pissing and moaning about him, he’d have scored more goals the Wood in this team.

Albert. Proper ball playing centre half. Rampaged forward beautifully. Once saw him backheel a ball onto some fucker with utter panache for a goal kick when we were under pressure and hanging out for a win. Fucknose against who but it was a level of defensive class that we’ve rarely seen in my time. special mention to Venison for the bicycle kick goal line clearance and the best haircut in football ever. edit: and Frank Clarke.

Batty.

Asking the question from another perspective: would Eddie Howe go and buy ASM based on what we know about him now he’s been gaffer for a while? because I think that’s the key here. Not sure he’s a player he would choose based on how he expects a work ethic and tracking back etc.

Didn’t know Rick Ruben was a football man.

And I’ve got a tingle we might get something out of this one.

Isn’t that first one one of the games grobbelaar got fingered for fixing?

Toney is the obvious choice. Scoring for fun in an average side. Grafter and young with experience at the top level and he’s served his time in the lower leagues so he can handle a fucking kicking. In the right hands he could be a fucking machine.

My first memory is the 1974 cup final. We were shit. I can’t recall anything approaching this season. All due respect to KK but this was a bigger task. And it’s not just based on emotion and brilliant man management. The future is very fucking bright.

And that last point is the one that needs to be remembered. It wasn’t that long ago that folk booed Bobby Robson when we finished 5th. Fucking 5th. Classic example of not knowing what you’ve got til it’s gone. There’ll be spoilt fuckers whinging in no time.

Thoroughly satisfying afternoon of association soccer. Leisurely dog walk in the woods with five live to keep me company. Splendid stuff.

I do love a bit of panic.

do you apply that same logic to Andrew Saxe-Coburg Gotha? He paid off his accuser too. Well, we did. He’s never been to court. We all know he’s dodgy though.

The ball to set Almiron away nigh brought a tear to my eye. The back spin he put on it so it hung there for him to control with his head. Just fucking amazing.

This one doesn’t get the recognition it deserves- overshadowed by the screamer vs Everton (same season) but the technique on this is remarkable

Peter Withe vs Fucknose in the 70’s on my way back to the east stand paddock with a cup of hot bovril that got splashed on my hand after he scored a screamer.

Amazing amount of whining panicky shite on this thread mind

Incorrect. Kilcline.

The positive here is that the new manager bump might let them overtake the scouse mackems.