geordie john

Shameless cunt. Why doesn't he just hide away forever?

Quote from his interview in the Chronicle: You can't think you will get two or three years to turn it round and do things the way you want to. "You have to be instant. "That's the way it is, so we have to accept it. "You have to work with what you've got, try to find a few results and move forward." So what's all the garbage he spouts about? Work with what you've got, you idiot. Stop blaming Rafa. Repeat: Stop blaming Rafa.

So the mud slinging has actually had a negative impact on his ability to manage and on the performance of the team. The team that he picks, trains and prepares for the games ahead. May the good Lord spare us all.

I wondered when this would come out. Really pleased he's stripped thing out, and that at last we're going back to basics. I expect a massive difference from now on.............

Does anyone with a brain cell actually believe any of this stuff? It's a fairy story of the worst kind.

Bang on. Shadow of the player he was. Not fit, no confidence, crap tactics (tactics?), crap manager who has no idea but to get his players to run as fast as possible and 'put in an effort'. He's heading for a season out with injury - as are many of our players. Poor sod has no chance but to escape.

Apart from Woodman virtually no-one is getting game time. Bench warmers......Good old Shola, I knew he was the dogs bollocks

forgive me if I know nothing - are you saying he's lost the plot and doesn't look after himself?

I've just read that, once again, he's not getting any game time at Carlisle. What has happened to this guy? It seems only yesterday that he was banging in goals for fun for the U21's, scoring for Denmark U21's and everyone saying he should be in the 1st team. Has he gone downhill or what?

Its definitely not dull, today anyway. Completely inept, shambolic, pathetic, hardly getting a touch, completely inexpansive but not dull so that's okay Is it that good? My word, Bwuciw and his 'tactics' are doing well to keep Leicester, or whoever we're playing tonight, to just 4 goals. Close game....

We're in the bottom two We're in the bottom two We're in the bottom two Mike Ashley we love you.... xx

Got to say, I'm really impressed by Bwucies style of football - how come that dullard Rafa never got his teams to play like this? Dear Lord, Bwucie, I'm seriously impressed by your 'blueprint'.

The guy is a moron. What utter shite he speaks, not a clue. 'We turned the ball over a lot'. Means his team lost possession. Because he's an effing useless coach. Stay with us Bwucie, we need you......

Yes, but also making it impossible to sell the club (was he ever going to?) in the next 3 years. Cunt.

If you set yourself up for a fall, then a fall you will get.....

Quote from sky about our injury record..... 'Sean Longstaff is out for Newcastle after suffering an ankle injury in training. Longstaff was hurt blocking a cross during Thursday's session and is still being assessed, and will join fellow midfielders Allan Saint-Maximin (hamstring) and Matt Ritchie (ankle), striker Dwight Gayle (calf) and defenders Florian Lejeune (knee) and DeAndre Yedlin (groin) on the sidelines. Frontman Andy Carroll was due to see a specialist on Friday afternoon as he looks to return to full training following ankle surgery earlier this year'. It seems our beloved managers training is working real well.....Good to see that running around like headless chickens is producing its just rewards......

Sure....this level of shite compensates for the utter garbage of his managerial record, attitude to training, knowledge of modern day tactics.......do I need to go on? He's a total waste of a job. End of story....

This is bang on. It's very important to Ashley that the manager is a shield for him. It's for that reason he won't be quick to dump Bruce. That pleases me tbh because the longer Bruce is in the job, the funnier it gets. You are dead right - It's a 'win - win' for us. Ashley is using Bruce as a shield to protect him from the crap he should be getting, so he will stick with him as long as possible. The more shit Bruce gets, the less vile Ashley gets. The longer it goes on like this, the more certain we are to go down...and down.... In the medium term it's a 'lose lose' for Ashley. The longer he sticks with Bruce,the lower the club will sink. The lower the club sinks, the less its value. At some stage - Lord knows when - he will wake up and realise it's time to sell. We pray. I'm 100% behind Bruce!! A true genius of a Geordie manager

or Tim effing Sherwood?

I actually wouldn't object!

I really do believe that by Christmas - if not way before then - Bwuccie will have a heart attack, stroke or something similar which puts him in hospital or long term sick leave. It's a nailed on certainty. Then we get Redfern or someone else to be caretaker while we slowly disintegrate. Bring it on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is a really great question! I've thought so much about what the right answer is and despite following the Toon since I was about 6 (I'm that plus 60 now) the only answer is this: Me in my footballing prime, No 9 in my own right. Winning the '76 Cup by scoring the goal in the last minute - diving header of 25 yard screamer? Either really....just imagine the life changing joy of being able to do that?

No it's not, he's a very good player. Good at everything really; decent dribbler, good target man, eye for a pass, power, great work-rate. 40 million is a bit on the high side, but I really like him as a player and it's nice (all things considered) that we've finally made a move for the top target on our list for a change. Nice??? Nice? when the fuck did Nice come into it??? Pleasant? Endearing? Good company? Fuck me, I do despair....... Have you not been paying attention, it isn't nice.

This fucking joke of a club can't do even the simplest things right. It's completely comical in every way. A joke. A bad joke. Really hope Bwucie turns us down 'right club but the wrong moment, my loyalties are to Wednesday FC' sort of thing. Then it'll be Moysie. That miserable dour Scotsman who will walk when he realises what a cunt Ashley is. Then it'll be some god forsaken non English Speaking Mexican or something. How much longer does this have to last? Prolonged death by tedium and Ashleys cuntism. Lee Clark? Who seriously gives a flying fuck?

The nightmare keeps on getting worse. I honestly can't think of anything else the cunt can do to our club. Burn it to the ground. Sell every player. Rename it Scumberland Mark 2. Hell has arrived. Count me out.