geordie john

A really honest and accurate assessment from Nobby. I have little time for Joe because, even with 2 or 3 shots a game, he should still score every four or five games. 1all season is pathetic. But, Nobby is right - how dreadful is the service he gets? And that's down to coaching. And guess who is responsible for that? Case for the prosecution rests, my Lord.

If we change formation and win, I am happy to give Bruce the credit. But if we end up all over the place and he ends up reverting to Rafa's back 5, then he's getting no credit whatsoever. That said, if he can make us look like a functional team which looks well instructed with a game plan, then of course he should deserve some praise. Hahahaha!! When has he EVER made us look like a functional football team?

Agree. Let just call it 'Ashley is a cunt' thread?

Oh if there is a God, I hope so. As big a humiliation as is possible on a football pitch, please?

We are a shameful club in every way. Ashley has brought us - dragged us - into the gutter. £850 a week? For fucks sake.......we get what we deserve....

I have never seen ten headless chickens (I exclude Dubs from this mayhem) but I suspect that the team Bwucie puts out against Burnley - whatever effing formation he thinks or hopes it might turn out to be - will be the nearest thing to it. Who is supposed to be where? Who is supposed to pass to who? Seriously can't wait to see this. (We'll probably win to spite us all. Fucking Bruce)

I find it all so surprising. He did so well for us. Just shows the Dutch don't appreciate good football. Front foot stuff. Oh, they do?

Oh that Bwuce saw it as clear as you do...sadly no hope of that as he's called Bwuce rather than Rafa.

Pretty much bang on. They also can't pass or hold the ball. Let alone even think about scoring. Or getting into the opposition half. We're not really good at defending yet, either. According to Saint Bwuce anyway......It might be logical just for us to go down so I can rebuild this bag of shite that I've inherited.

http://www.true-faith.co.uk/everything-steve-bruce-says-is-wrong/ Pretty much spot on - if a bit kind? Doesn't mention the real culprit (MA) but this is decent reading....

So it would appear that this tactical genius is actually on a downward spiral in his fabulous career with NUFC?

This, absolutely. Funny how most of the team have regressed since Rafa went and Bwucie arrived. Apart from an overworked Dubravka, I think every player is now worth half of their last seasons value. Our loan signings (Bwucies loan signings!) have added zero to the team. I won't even mention our non goal scoring £40 million centre forward. Thanks Bruce.

Form: Last 8 matches (HOME AND AWAY) GP W D L GF GA GD Pts 1 Liverpool 8 8 0 0 15 1 +14 24 2 Everton 8 5 2 1 14 9 +5 17 3 Manchester City 8 5 1 2 17 9 +8 16 4 Manchester Utd 8 4 1 3 12 7 +5 13 5 Southampton 8 4 1 3 11 11 0 13 6 Watford 8 3 3 2 13 8 +5 12 7 Chelsea 8 3 3 2 12 10 +2 12 8 Arsenal 8 2 5 1 12 7 +5 11 9 Leicester City 8 3 2 3 13 12 +1 11 10 Tottenham 8 3 2 3 10 9 +1 11 11 Sheffield Utd 8 3 2 3 6 8 -2 11 12 Burnley 8 3 1 4 7 10 -3 10 13 Aston Villa 8 3 1 4 10 17 -7 10 14 Wolverhampton 8 2 3 3 9 10 -1 9 15 Brighton 8 1 4 3 10 12 -2 7 16 Crystal Palace 8 1 4 3 8 12 -4 7 17 Bournemouth 8 2 1 5 7 15 -8 7 18 Norwich City 8 1 3 4 5 11 -6 6 19 Newcastle Utd 8 1 3 4 6 16 -10 6 20 West Ham Utd 8 1 2 5 10 15 -5 5 I'd say it's all looking pretty bloody good. What odds on relegation?? Put me down for £100. Seriously

It's just incredible isn't it? How does he get away with it? When will journos start telling it as it is??

Fixed that for you. Oh how I wish it were that simple to get rid of him...like erase him from EVERYTHING to do with our club, the city and his crappy shops and shitty retail empire.......

A good result today will be bad A bad result will be really good. If you understand what I'm saying?

On press coverage and the Chronicle in particular, I really don't understand how we all put up with their shit. Blatantly doing everything not to upset MA, printing garbage stories, complete works of fiction designed to appease the 'faithful' who will go to every game irrespective of the shit being served up. When the Sun printed those lies about Liverpool, the local population not only refused to buy it, but made sure that everyone else knew it was utter lies. The Sun was never (and is still not) the same again. Why can't we do this to the Chronicle?

So he's admitted that the £40 million striker he personally approved of signing, actually isn't a striker at all. Yet he plays him as an out and out striker. Words fail me. This gormless cunt is beyond belief.

He's an obnoxious, odorous, useless, ill informed, deceiving, lying cunt. How much he paid to write this complete work of fiction? ....and the Chronicle puts this shit out????????? I despair.

.....weeps quietly......

Two blindingly good and completely scary articles.......... This, fundamentally, is what's wrong with football - too much money 'earned' by too few clubs. Inflated values. Greed. Loss of a true fan base. It's not really football anymore, is it?

I've watched a few videos of her on youtube. She's very talented. Her channel is called StuntPegg. Thanks. Just watched a few. The girl has both balls and talent. A clear idea of whats good and whats not. Well worth watching.

Hard not to agree with any of this. The horrible truth is that 2/3 of our squad is simply not good enough. Even for Bwucie! I'm sure Mr owner will have a different viewpoint. What are all these second class players worth?

She is absolutely, completely, totally, spot on. This should be shown on every screen in Newcastle, including our fucked up ground full of fools.....

While I see where you're coming from, we'll be destroyed by anyone good. By the standard of 'football' we're playing, we can easily be destroyed by anyone bad. West Brom will stop our Wembley bound surge......