David Edgar

Banged his head on a low beam, out for the season.

Bullet DODGED.

Go and play football you dope.

Bollocks. Switch that shit off lads and enjoy your evening.

5. Wood is shit. Left back and cb signings are proper middling quality. Bruno could be brilliant. Trippier is a great signing.

Rather play Gayle.

Has anyone suggested this might be Chelsea?

Ah man, we really needed this one.

Feels make or break.

Any good?

Why are we trying to sign Nketiah? He is absolutely garbage level

Fucking rubbish

I'm now imagining us signing Paqueta in the summer to reunite him with Bruno. Yeah, let's do that.

Nketiah is pure anguish.

I have no idea who this guy is. Ha.

Woah dude.

Have we had this one posted? No more Duflapka

People are gonna make (or laugh at) jokes in any situation tbf, doesn't necessarily make them a lesser person. Most important thing is being considerate of the audience. Like, people are gonna have little jokes pop into their head and at the same time think "fuck, this is awful." That prisonfc twitter account is just shit though.

Shouldn't have let Ronaldo mentor him.

It's... Monty Python's Flying Circus.

Auba is FINISHED.

This is gonna be our Robinho equivalent. Less rapey, mind.

Ando could never recover.

Zapata wouldn't be a big surprise, he's already been mooted. I'm assuming this is gonna be someone coming out of nowhere.