Groundhog63

Tbf I thought, and wish I'd posted at the time, something wasn't quite right with City when they went out on the piss before the FA Cup final then gifted it to Manure

I swear down, there's a chunk of these lot think they could do a better job themselves 😂 Few years on Champ Manager and it's a piece of piss 😜

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Both statements are true 😂😂

The only thing "simple" here is your rationale. Luckily, the powers that be will understand the restrictions, limitations and obstacles thrown Howe's/NUFCs way and the pathway forward. Unlike the divvies on here and X they'll not be thinking The Special One could swagger straight in and win the league with a bunch of players that take turns getting called "utter shit" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ps while we're talking about Man City's left wing they could do alot worse that Harvey Barnes there. He'd bag a shit load. Grealish and Doku piss fart about too much.

Grealish can't get a game, quite rightly, ahead of Gordon for England.

Nowt wrong with debate and insightful comment but it's the ones who want him peddled, crack on about how tactically poor he is, how he should set his team up, who's shit, how very easy it is, blah fucking blah. Then put their phone down and get back to work ordering paper clips. Dweebs

RTG in flames

She sounds like a good egg, mate. Cap doffed.

All shacked up with Stifler's Mother-in-law

Same here. Absolutely baffled why you would go there. Mind I feel the same way about Vegas 😂

Is it true he doesn't like to breath out as it's giving his air away for nothing?

I'm a MagsMemberPLUS wanker anarl. How come I never got to meet Bruno or ever get s fucking ticket 🎫 #cangetGazellesthoyoucunts

More like she wakes up. Takes a shit Catches it in her hand Takes it to the press conference Launches it at Howe

Rooney, Lampard and Gerrard didn't swan off into the sunset after being shit, tho, they carry on getting gigs. Ince, on the other hand, hasn't. Maybees THAT'S because he's black. Who knows 🤔

Have you met the East Stand clientele?

Drury needs slotted

I can't stand Mark Chapman's voice. Grates on a par with radio's Matt Edmondson

Minteh's a cheating cunt, I see. Bullet dodged.

One of my mate's has a box and, on tuesday, asked if me and Mrs G wanted to join them for yesterday's game. Had to decline as we were hosting a small gathering of Groundhogs and extended family to celebrate Groundhog Jnr's 30th yesterday afternoon. Need to post this in the "Parenting Stuff" thread cos those sacrifices, we parents make, keep coming

Longest suicide note in history. The shortest being... "Hi Omar, got your message thanks. Yes, I'm very much up for joining you at Manchester United as soon as possible. See you there. (cc Darren Eales) In anticipation Dan"

West Allotment https://www.facebook.com/share/12AypoRAN9V/

American' Healthcare (sic) CEOs get shot for less

Pretty much any employer with a "Bringing the Organization into Disrepute" policy in their HR brief would sack him.