JeffJ

Match, Pints, Bantz …………. Ashley Out. In that order. Priorities of the subservient mags.

Fucking clip of Bruce on Sky now. Still nursing a semi over scoring two against West Ham. Fuck off you pillow faced ballbag.

Raphinha up against Ritchie. What could possibly go wrong.

Incredible stat. No doubt we’ll have Clinton Morrison and Simon Jordan telling us Steve Bruce has his sides well drilled and knows how to set up a team. They will all rally around their favourite PFM with the mantra that he’s a ‘results manager’ and kept us in the division.

Just caught up with the scores from last night. Sounded like Young Boys dominated. Did Manchester USA even have a shot on target after the red card? I'd be ashamed of this. At least have a go ffs. Suppose it’s a competition they didn’t even want to be in so maybe it’s just little Ole doing his best to make sure the Glazers are happy. Line up some big money friendly games in America instead. Maybe keep Ronaldo away from Vegas though, cost him £300k last time.

National Football Museum. With the missus. For an afternoon.

Doucoure on fire, going full Yaya

Truly abysmal game. Gary Neville was rubbing one out about this being the greatest Premier League era at the weekend. Polish this one up, Gary. Only entertaining bit is watching Allan turning into Cattermole. Looking busy while doing not a lot, shorts pulled up to his bristol cities and just keeps giving the ball away.

It’s like the worst of all the dogshit managers we’ve had rolled into one XXXL tracksuit. This insufferable prick has acted like a dog with two dicks the last two seasons because individual moments of quality have won games and kept us in the league.

Its everything we’d thought it would be after Brighton away last season.

FC Glazers can do no wrong. Green and gold until your soul is sold.

Bruce will be buzzing for the baby buying, wrongcock. Will be willing in a hat trick.

Fuck off man. We are shite, you know what we are, you know Steve Bruce is a fucking mess so fuck off dancing over our grave. Let us dance on our own grave x

That was my first away game. 2-1 win and a Mira penalty at the Kop, shit that just never ever happened. Mental we took 4 points off Liverpool that season, 2-2 in the pissing rain. Frank Fucking Pingel.

Hilarious. Teaboy laying down the law and buzzing off his own big pay rise

Arsenal man Yet another rape taking place in Manchester.

No pressure on the ball from Arsenal. City walking through midfield. Embarrassing.

Bruce will be buzzing man, he’ll be in the Glazers Megastore before kick off buying ‘his United’ Ronaldo shirt in XXXL.

Nah, there’s no plan like that, its all the effect of the extras from shameless and some coked up Stone Island warriors having a kick about and lobbing cans at Souness. Sparked the Glazers into action. Green and Gold until your soul is sold. Best owners in football today.

Potential debut against us on September 11th? It’ll be the biggest disaster that date has ever seen. Our ground Zero.

State of the Super League Cunt clubs and their consumers getting all excited about the Champions League draw. CL is great again and let’s never mention Manchester United, Liverpool and the rest colluding to fuck over everyone else for more money and more power. The extras from Shameless having a kick around at Old Trafford and lobbing cans at Souness seem a lifetime ago. To be fair they’ve all done a great job making sure the ESL is getting erased in the mainstream through, empty platitudes about listening to the fans, splash the cash, sign some big names and we are back to the 6 cunt clubs running the domestic game.

0-3. Brighton away levels of awful. Armstrong and Adams will run the back three ragged. 51k attendance. 20k pints of overpriced warm piss lager bought. That will show Ashley.

It will be an honour to see Chelsea reserves and squad fillers play a major role in our race to 17th place. Bruce will probably have to convince them to drop to ‘our division’

Would be mint if their players turn out in the Philly-inspired shirt with the sleeves cut off.

How long until Bruce tells us the problem with trying to attack is we leave ourselves wide open, we are going back to basics, he’s a 442 man and he’s going to do it his way? I’ll give it until we take a bully ramming at Old Trafford.