Lazarus

In one sense Im glad the Isak is gone. In another maybe we could squeezed another £10m out of Liverpool. Hope its all worth it when you get burgled tosser.

Weiners for lunch...WEINERS FOR LUNCH! Woltemade eats weiners for lunch.

Private jets have their own entrance straight from the tarmac at just about every airport on the planet - along with their own customs, passport control, bogs, etc etc Basically - theres never a queue other than whoever else was on the jet with you.

Just looked this up on googlemaps - and it is. Thats insane.

Im actually feeling confident for this. 7 - 1 to us. But my predictions never ever come true so it'll be 1-1.

Good luck Matt! Getting his wages off the books will help with the new stadium.

Players can only be registered for 2 clubs per season.

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Its to do with his middle name EDIT: coffey johnny just ruined my set up

Thats whats caused this whole mess!

So where does all this rank in the NUFC soap opera moments from over the years? Got to be at the top shirley

Possibly but football is a weird gray area and Isak has already breached the terms of his contract.

I wouldnt register him for any competition. Would give his squad number to someone else. Would remove his dressing room seat. Would even remove his allocated parking space. If he doesnt want to take part, then he doesnt take part full stop.

Im getting desperate for a striker - so much so Im looking at the Guardians top 50 wonderkids for 2024. And most have already moved to bigger clubs.

Seems like its been ages since we had a new rumoured player thread or even a thread title change.

No idea

Got a feeling the ref is gonna be really strict for this game. Could be a total damp squib but i hope Joelinton leaves a trail of body parts at full time.

Not a Saudi thing - a contract thing. If hes 2 yrs left on it, and the club wants to get rid of him early through no fault of his own then hes due those wages. Both parties agreed he would get those wages for the fixed period of his contract. Its why these 8 yr chelsea contracts are so mental.

I think it means paying him the wages due on his contract

Oh Wissa your so fine, your so fine you blow my mind hey Wissa (clap clap) Hey Wissa (clap clap)

I want the yellow ticker to say...

And anyway - the cornetto cunt can fuck right off.

Its been positively welcoming compared to Gordon

Are Manure flying him via Japan? Taking ages...