Lazarus

Ajax fans booing other Ajax fans Loads of fans leaving now and a fan has just walked out to take his seat carrying a TRAY of pints

Fireworks on the pitch again.

Their fans are nuts - hoying pint glasses on the pitch earlier. No away fans present apparantly.

Match back underway. Just bizarre

Fireworks on the pitch - players taken off. Feyenoord 3 nil up.

Game back underway but fans in stadium warned if anything else hoyed on pitch the game will be abandoned.

Good game so far but now its all gone pear shaped - game halted so a fan can be removed from the stadium. Fan not identified yet so a bit bizarre.

And when that didnt work - he'd sub off the midfield and bring on all the forwards on the bench.

Its fucking hilarious in parts. Jordan has just been talking about the abuse he received and being called a dinosaur and Bruce respoded saying that dinosaurs ruled the world for 300 thousand years.

Painful watching that interview.

Get in Murphy lad!!!! My head says we should start with a bit of caution, feel out the opposition, pick our moments to attack keeping our shape and staying tight at the back. My heart says fuck it, start like weve been blasted out of a cannon and unleash the wolf pack.

I take it Tindall will be back in the technical box with Eddie again?

As if were playing AC FUCKING MILAN

Hes getting a new firmware update so he needs to be shutdown and then rebooted.

FACT!

Ben Arfa

Please tell me Im not the only one thinking of a titty blowjob.....

Sounds a bit like Walney Island off Barrow in furness. Me and 2 other geordies went into this pub and everyone looks over and it was like a family portrait, i think they were all related.

Be laughs if his first signing is Maguire

It costs an arm and a leg there.

Hope he recovers - its basically a stroke isnt it?

Hes under rated if anything - gets through an enormous amount of work in a shift. His touch map probably looks like its glitched out for games he plays 90 minutes in.

Hes had the injury for a year but its minor...Its a minor injury but its plagued him...Its a minor injury but can only play with injections...Hes had the injury for a year but Manure detected it.... Who writes this shit?