Lazarus

Looks like hes been fitted with an URBAN widebody kit

Have we not got someone camped out at the airport - or at the training ground? Really need a signing or a preseason friendly to help calm me. When does preseason start?

WTF

W A I T

So does @Decky

I have it on good authority that Penfold is coming back to help with player negotiations and hes bringing the big guns with him. His fax machine and some paperclips

Adding 2 + 2 and getting 5 here but........Elanga?

I know but the transfer rumour thread is all fart and no substance. I need a pre season friendly to take the edge of the DT's

Any juicy plane gossip?

Underrated

On their 'realistic links' thread...

I only really know Scalvini from FM where hes basically a legend. He looks like a skiding tackle monster in those youtube vids If we can get him for the right price and if we can manage his workload so that his chance of injury is reduced - get him on a plane.

In the Liquid. IYKYK

Tiktok is absolutely FULL of Liverpool fans saying Isak wants the move and that the deals gonna happen. Theres mocked up 1st elevens and everything.

Like a new signing....

Thats true. Dan Burn is only 5ft11.

Wasny he injured more or less the whole time he played in England?

True but we most definately do do loans.

Apart from Hall and Targett you mean?

Id take Grealish. But city would have to pay half or ideally 2 thirds of his wages over a season long loan with an option to buy (not an ogligation). Id love to see what Howe could do with him tbh.