Lazarus

People saying Edddie Howe is shite really need to have a word with themselves. Even if Emery came in or A.N. Other we would still be in the EXACTLY the same position when it comes to bringing players in. We would still be in EXACTLY the same position with regards to the state of the current playing squad. We MIGHT have a couple of extra points, but then again, we MIGHT NOT. As fans, we would STILL be moaning and groaning about all of the above. For fucks sake, we waited 18 months for the takeover and I know time is of the esssence but I thought we were more patient than this?

Could be a good signing but we may be deluging ourselves

Love a good pun sesh

Rather have Tallyfigo.

Tat signs came down too early?

ASM is a strange one. As Ive said before I dont think Howe has quite figured out how to use him yet. In one sense its great that ASM has the confidence and self belief to take on players and try and make things happen. But as said elsewhere, he needs to release the ball earlier instead of working the ball into final third and creating space for a shot. Maybe Howe could tell him that he can't have any more than 5 touches.

Ive come in to see if everyone has calmed down and.........doesnt look like it Howe got it wrong today - but given our last match was called off and we still had 5 or 6 players missing, his options were truly limited today. It looks like hes tried to improvise a system based on who was fit and its backfired. I think if we had a new DM and a new striker we would have won that easily. We need at least 2 in for Watford, including a striker.

Steak bakes on sale?

Hes still one of the coaches I think

Am sure theyll love it at first. But in a few years time, theyll realise that Charnley doesnt really know what hes doing, that the training ground and the stadium could do with a repaint, that the finances arnt adding up and theyll be wondering if some random (probably bishop) was part of the owners test...

https://fb.watch/aob9W02gmw/

Errr hang on - it was on facebook....

Just been watching the 20min presser - theres an ever so slight spanish twang in the way he pronounces certain words.

Most of our squad fell out with Bruce

#estonianlad ?

Play him between 28 and 29 mins

Nuts. If we signed JWP would he turn out for them?

If we are going down the funny foreign phrases route everyone should look up what 'fucking in the kitchen' means in dutch.

Who the fuck announces signings at 8AM? Anyway - woooooooooooo and all that.

EVERY window will be like this Nuts.

Weve been using Charnleys printer and fax machine havnt we?