Lazarus

Bruces idea of flair is a squirt of tomato sauce on his pasty.

I think we'll score in the 1st minute and we will all shit ourselves for 89 minutes as we desperately defend.

Guardiola was an exceptional player. Xavi, Iniesta, Pirlo and Fabregas all cite him as the best deep lying playmaker.

I know thats how Jamaicans talk but is that a spoof page?

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-61260166

The phone box did me in

He really has out-Bruced himself there

Aye - as discussed in general chat the energy companies have indeed put their prices up hugely but their still making a loss on the domestic side. This why theres talk of another huge increase in October so that they can break even. And by 'they', i mean the retail suppliers, as Neesy pointed out. The exporation, drilling and research side of the industry are separate companies, at least in a legally defined companies house way. Getting off topic i know but a few domestic energy suppliers are basically nothing more than call centres.

Remember when Shearer had that clause saying he had to be top earner? Didnt we sign sign someone and his pay had to be bumped up?? I wonder if ASM or Shelvey or maybe even Wilson have something similar.

Jinx called it.

How is the pork sommelier getting on with the local press down there?

Must admit i bought into the Fonz and thought he was the one and only for us. As did fair few on here. But a few months of Howe and the transformation hes overseen already - its just amazing. Upgraded facilities, a full summer transfer window, a full time pre-season () - next season could be very special.

The whole build up and the goal was amazing. Kraft waiting and then finding Bruno in space from the throw in. Miggy starting a run realising that Bruno has the ball in space and a pass might be on. Bruno seeing Miggy set off on a run and playing the perfect ball into him. All in the space of 2 seconds?? Insane

Murphy

2 very good performances in a row. Plays better when hes got a bit fire in his belly

I worked with a Liverpool fan many moons ago and he used to talk about a youngster they had who had scored hundreds of goals at youth level and was expected to be even better than Fowler. Its weird seeing playing careers come and go.

Can you imagine City with Haaland up front? Theyll just bum everyone And yet Howe will the checkbook manager.

Colback scores a worldie.

I thought the Forest keeper was wearing his jimjams

Wasnt Peter Crouch crap at heading or am i thinking of someone else?

There was a moment in the extended highlights just before Brunos sexy time when ASM drifted past 3 players and was looking for a pass but Gayle was sandwiched between 2 Leicester players. You can see him looking and lift his hands palms out as if to say 'wheres the pass?' but then he played the ball to Gayle anyway and it came to nowt. Once ASM has more support in the final third he will look much better. Trouble is hes so quick to turn and run with the ball, his passing options are limited. As said before, should be better once Wilson comes back in.

Aye - but the big question is which South American is showing porn on the team bus?