Lazarus

Play him between 28 and 29 mins

Nuts. If we signed JWP would he turn out for them?

If we are going down the funny foreign phrases route everyone should look up what 'fucking in the kitchen' means in dutch.

Who the fuck announces signings at 8AM? Anyway - woooooooooooo and all that.

EVERY window will be like this Nuts.

Weve been using Charnleys printer and fax machine havnt we?

Who should he sign for?

So.........10AM tomorrow morning?

Trippier and another player? Or... Trippier and a sponsorship deal in the billions?

Shot at the battle of Winterfell by the looks of it.

Those were insanely hot

Can we change thread title to 'Downie: Kieran Trippier signing announcement expected this month'

Am back - what have I missed?

Cant put it off any longer so am away out. Supposed to be out at 9AM but hey ho...

Isnt that because hes Brazilian?

Nah - if Ive got to worry so have all of you.

Whats howes thinking here - is he looking at buying a pair of centre backs? Maybe pairing the headcase with the cultured ball player?

Ive got to go out but I dont want to miss owt. I know if I do the announcement will be made 5 mins later

Anyone see Havertz broken finger last night?

Dave Beasant says they are indeed very heavy.

Damm.

Ive just heard he dropped a bottle of salad cream and tried to control it with his bare foot as it fell. Hes on crutches for 2 month.