Lazarus

Alreet Cilla calm down.

On @Rocker's river. Only watched the 1st half as it was poor. The ref LOVED stopping the game for every foul and dished out 5 or 6 yellow cards. Didnt see Obertan on the team sheet. One lad called Cole Frame reminded me of Bellamy somewhat. I think the other side had a lad called Tallboys

Picked a random match to watch tonight - North Carolina vs Charlotte Independence. Match not that great so far but some strong tackles going in. Crowd seems quiet but half of them seem to be wandering around. Corner routines seem to involve everyone standing on the penalty spot. Matthew McConaghey seems to be the commentator. Someones started banging a drum.

Whats the plan for the Mexican gangs and hundreds of thousands of football fans being in close proximity?

Aye - a proper pre season fitness program should work wonders with him. Then theres the better players, the better facilities, the better staff..... Be like a new signing

Michael Rees-Mogg

Came over for his medical and has accidently been shipped to Rwanda is what I heard

I was gonna say Kevin Phillips but then i remembered he won the European Golden Boot one PL season.

Im 100% sure he is too.

https://twitter.com/80sAging/status/1403072086403334146

Fucking hell youre not kidding!

Didnt his dog have a offshore bank account?

Aye those cup finals at wembley are great memories

Sensational

I can only assume Bruce is working for the FA now in some sort of tactical role.

That advert on the digital hoardings - Shirt Scarf Dettol Fuck off

Id love the see a video of his whole season. All the clips of him scuffing shots, tripping over the grass, getting confused over having 2 feet, Bruces constipated face then Clark getting sent off, then the clips in that 7 minute vid, Longstaffs defense of him and then that player of the year award. Would be amazing to properly show the monster player he became.

Wow - didnt think he was that old. Doesnt seem that ago he was tearing up the PL and going half arsed on exercise bikes

Hes got to be 33 or 34 now hasnt he?

Er... Manure?

Interesting comment towards the end of that article: ?

Wooden leg under the jersey?

Couple of doves on the wings would be great.

https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=10216491180352330&set=gm.4818728961519726

Never even heard of him so looked him up on wiki Insane