Wolfcastle

Not counting my chickens but a week ago we were nervous they weren't linked with any centre-midfielders.

There's no way West Ham won't mess us around given how vindictive Brady is about the takeover.

A day without a new link is like a day without sunshine.

Whey Aye Oman

Romain Faivre is a Brest man

Same as the Portuguese club i'd guess. Gwim-eye-res

Legs around always improves my performance

I always see the Captain on Das Boot/Crook on Beverley Hills Cop 2/Captain Worman on The Keep when I see him. Jurgen, whatever his East German surname is.

We need someone to get to the bi-line and aim for Wood

@PaulMcCarthy66: Gordon Strachan won @theofficialfwa Footballer of the Year that season. Still not quite sure how Gazza missed out TBF. Gazza probably missed out because he basically only played in cup games in the second half of that season and Strachan played nearly 50 times in all comps. Also Leeds finished 4th and Spurs midtable.

Its torture all this like. Its our first window of actually trying in the internet bullshitter age and its far more stressful than reading a few inches of made up claptrap in the Star waiting to get your haircut.

Cost anyone the league his not being suspended for it? Still think three is more than one myself.

Was coming out the Wimbledon match and heard someone say under the Leazes "Cantona's been sent off for kicking a phone" nice gag I thought. Or if he'd got just any ban at all for kicking Albert and stamping on Shearer and Beardsley in the same match we'd have been champions the next year. You'd think he played for Man United or something.

Not like Man United to burn money. They've already played us twice so enhancing our team to face their competitors would be in their best interests too. Must feel they've got that locked off, what with VAR and Fergie time.

To be fair we wasted time trying to get Salako, Jeffers and Zenden and ended up with Ginola, Bellamy and Robert

Don't put all your eggs in one basket especially when you've only got a month and its vital you have several baskets with eggs in them.

Not heard this one? David Kelly scored an own goal for Leicester to keep us from being relegated to the third. Kelly was playing for us and it was Walsh (Leicester legend) that scored the own goal + we'd have stayed up anyway. Lad I worked with, honestly a good bloke and reasonable believed this so you can imagine how many do, filmed goals on my phone to show him otherwise.

My interest is down to Deluded World of RTG. Seeing first hand their "Kelly deliberate own goal to keep yiz up" theories being formed and their origins is quite something. What in real life would just be a nutter talking b*llocks is gospel whilst without hard evidence any anecdotes about their being trouble at yet another of their games is met with spy-like suspicion.

Diego Carlos the f*cking Jackal the way it keeps changing.

Yes, its not like the backup options will be cheap and their clubs won't haggle so its worth thinking about adding the difference onto the initial target in one last stand first.

Predictably Lingard is 'bang average' now and yet it will be hysterical to them if this 'bang average' player goes somewhere else. Its not just that everything is bad re NUFC its got to be the biggest falsified drama they can possibly make of it. Like having the temerity to complain about a situation at Leeds is trying to appropriate Hillsborough, not boycotting and razing the club to the grounds makes us Islamists and Kelly scored a deliberate OG to keep us up (a wonder it was never picked up on by the media or anybody but them then) Some of them will be normal people in other walks of life and their brains just invert when it comes to anything NUFC like some sort of osmosis and makes it worse than the full-on psychos that post exclusively re NUFC.

Probably medically exempt, and fair enough as when was the last time he was healthy for any amount of time?

Well that must make Cambridge and Leeds, whom I've been reading unanimous praise for our fans from just now, are outliers in world football. What's the odds of that? Getting the two sets of fans in world football in 2week period that don't despise us? The irony of FTM from a bloke who literally is completely maniacally obsessed with TM. "Aye marra f**k that thing I'm constantly posting, tweeting and trolling about all day to the point I don't post about anything else"

They used to sing the Andy Cole song and tail off with "when he gets the ball he does f**k all, Andy Andy Cole" while he scored 41 goals that season. Would give them the benefit of the doubt that it was self-effacing banter, but, they've form.

Not just the badge, note the similarity of that strip to our 95-97 one that pre-dated it.