Facundo Ferreyra

Love this, from one of Big Nick's recent Instagram posts. Seems like such a humble bloke No idea what the fuck that phone is though

Love Rafa. Boils my piss when people say he jumped ship at the first opportunity to get more money.

Get the fuck in! Proper happy for wor Woltemade.

"Ex-Premier League referee David Coote charged with making indecent video of a child" https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/breaking-david-coote-charged-referee-35880891 Fucking hell.

I hope the Sweden fans turn on him. Greedy rat cunt.

Thread name should be Sweden's Anthony Elanga, surely

Every single German player has been shite. What a stinker of a performance.

On strike already? Worrying...

Lovely interview. He didn't handle his move in the best way, but he seems absolutely buzzing to have signed. Great to see. Now score a shitload of goals please!

We've signed some bargains there.

This. Wissa is the best PL proven option available to us.

On a purely human level I do like that we're replacing one of the biggest, sulkiest snake cunts football has ever seen with this lovely chap. Hope he hits the ground running and scores tons of bangers.

Ah dude 4 strength 4 stam leather belt

Pope in the boot?

Sounds like another smokescreen to me...

I loved that most of the articles about Isak used the same photo, which I thought made him look like an evil villain

Yeah he comes across really well. Can't wait to see him in action on the pitch!

"I like to be an entertainer"

Also fits with Womaniser by Britney Spears. Woltemade, Wolte-Woltemade You're a Woltemade

We all really like him Woltemade Woltemade

Yohan Kebab

Finally, a striker. Woltemade my day, this has

@Mike is his account on here, I believe