Kid Icarus

Good tbh, he's been absolutely honkin' for ages so having Trossard in his best position would have improved them.

The only green I'd accept is the Tyne Bridge, which I've thought for a while would fit perfectly at the bottom of a shield, kind of like this but not shit. Everyone's so creative!

More than one way to skin a cat basically. Ashley owned us outright and didn't have us on the stock market. He made money solely by not spending it - including money the club made - getting free advertising for 14 years, refusing to invest in anything that would expand our revenue and only speculating to accumulate on players - only to then never reinvest the money on new players. He was a race to the bottom owner, as far as I can tell the Glazers are profit extractors. As bad as the Glazers are, the money available to Man United to spend as a club means that they could still easily be successful even if the Glazers are taking money out of it at the same time - Ashley's business model completely dictated our football model. The objective was to spend the smallest amount possible and finish 17th.

You could only ever argue that he 'put money in' when we went down, but you'd also need to class the money he put in as the same money he kept away from the club in the first place.

And you have a go at us for not knowing what the Glazers are like.

Both have relatively winnable games but Chelsea have a miles better goal difference.

Coventry only have themselves to blame like. The amount of chances they had was ridiculous and they wasted them.

What are yous using to make these please?

teehee

Coventry could easily beat these if they could finish their chances. Don't watch the Championship though, so I can only presume that's a traight most of the teams have.

What did you use to get this style of design?

Maybe you just don't do rounding and goal difference is probably factored in? Hate these things overall tbh.

watch your letterbox

First one is Umbro and the last one is a nod to Northumberland rather than a previous kit, but those are the ones I think could be great.

I proper enjoy doing these designs based on descriptions like, I feel like a police crime sketch artist or something.

He was in TOTS in 20-21 wasn't he? Looking at some of the other brilliant players who've been in it over the years, being in it more than once is rarer than you'd think. Aguero, Kane, Terry, Cole, and Lampard were only in it twice.

Everton? They've beaten us twice in the last 10.

Aren't you normally all about the eye test? I'm not saying he's bad obviously, I think he's a very good footballer, but putting him in a team of the season for this year is laughable really. It doesn't matter how much he's saved this that or the other, there are just plenty of other players who've done more and played better.

Like an Ivan Drago megazord

Just a quick doodle though innit. Not sure why it's only black and white mind.

His wife is a Newcastle fan IIRC. Those 3 are the ones I avoid like the plague online though, cannot stand any of them.

He's been incredible. He's pulled off a fair few saves where I was certain it was a goal.

I wouldn't hate that badge tbh. It's basically what we have anyway.

Honestly I think he's a shoo in if you're limited to 2 players per club.

Odegaard as good as he is would frustrate the life out of me if he played for us, the amount of times he's on the ball and doesn't attempt a killer pass that is quite clearly there to be played is mad.