Kid Icarus

Anthony Taylor is easily the most divorced man of the Premier League refs.

Mad what a microgram of confidence will do.

Been brilliant this half.

Brilliant half. That first goal was like an on switch. We went from the away team we've seen so often this season, to the one we saw so often last season. Could probably have been 4 or 5 too.

Havertz and the pundits just openly talking about leaving your leg in because a pen is preferable. We're through the looking glass with this shit now, revolting.

"Fletch" just openly celebrating

That's what it's there for.

Jfc. Beyond a fucking joke.

Fuck off man, no way is that a foul. Absolutely ridiculous

Yeah. Howe was trying to make on it was no big deal and that the media were making a mountain out of a molehill.

Had a dream that there was controversy after this match because Howe and the rest of the lads got their hogs out for the dressing room photo. Make of that what you will.

Another shite adidas kit for this season

Palace have signed some good players but I've never thought of them as a coherent team and they play shit to average football with little success. Unfair to keep that in mind?

Luton 1-1 Everton Arsenal 3-0 Bournemouth Brentford 1-1 Fulham Burnley 2-1 Newcastle Sheff United 1-3 Forest Man City 3-0 Wolves Brighton 1-2 Villa Chelsea 3-1 West Ham Liverpool 2-1 Spurs Palace 1-2 Man United

collect the whole set!

Dont mind it. Honestly, for all the mate/telling it like it is/being needlessly arsey about questions stuff, I still quite like him. It'll probably change and might just be because he reminds me of Bluey's dad.

Wtf, am I mental or is does the Villa match have a pretty obvious kit clash?

Hojberg leaving it like he didn't want to be an offside Chelsea player interfering with play

Aye eh, I'll just let the ball loop over both of our heads.

Spurs would be ahead if Johnson had even Jacob Murphy's crossing ability

Every time blocked every single time

If he sorted his final ball out he'd probably be canny good. Struggling to see the appeal at the moment though

Brendan Johnson looks incredibly annoying. Constantly in positions to play in a decent ball and hasn't once done it.

In a friendly as well.

'Chelsea are interested' basically just means 'player exists' at this point