Kid Icarus

Man City's kit is absolutely lush

I'm expecting big things from Burnley here

Longstaff imo. Think it'll be Pope Trippier Schär Botman Burn Bruno Longstaff Joelinton Gordon Wilson Almiron But I wouldn't be surprised if Howe matched up in some way and stuck Joelinton on someone or as a protector.

Karen Brady? Delia Smith?

What are you on about? This is what they do better. Thinking otherwise is arrogant and anti-American.

We literally all changed our tune when we signed Gordon. Being completely full of shit is what being a football supporter's all about.

The mics are massively peaking basically

Pleased it's back but really wasn't done dining out on last season tbh

Google map it you ludites

Definitely 100% final

A lesson learned immediately. Haaland and that's it from the Pep roulette

They love their blue sky wank slogans like

Ange (not attempting the surname) has confirmed he's off

Thinking about it now, it might have been non-pen xG or something. I'm pretty sure they're punching well above their weight on some form of xG. I agree with you as well, it's one of the reasons the 'Newcastle overperformed and other teams underperformed last season' point is so annoying, because we actually got less outcome than you'd expect from how we played.

I could have sworn Brentford massively outperformed their xG.

I just can't stand Peter Drury. He's been avoidable for a while so I'm gutted that he's back.

Took me a while to work out how you'd managed this. Just so used to seeing Saka everywhere.

AAAAAARGH FUUUUUUCK OFF MAAAAAAAAAN.

What's he as a person gone and done now?

Mourinho was far worse than him imo. Then obviously Ferguson, Bruce, Pardew, Allardyce. You can throw Di Canio, Arteta, Conte in the mix as well.

Let's be honest, every Twitter football fan enjoys this side of the game more than actual matches and all of them deserve nothing but misery

I don't think it works like that (unless the buying club is Chelsea or Man United )

Blessing in disguise if you're Liverpool though. The common sense thing to do is spend half of that on Lavia. No idea why they're not doing that anyway.

Ideal if Liverpool fail and at the same time force Chelsea to up their offer. Although I'm not convinced their ridiculous spending will ever come back to bite them in any meaningful way any time soon.