Kid Icarus

Everyone has a fetish for comparing players with Milner My contribution is that Thomas Müller is the forward version of Milner.

The high horse he's tweeting from as an 'actual journalist' ( )

They're 100% fake, you can get all of them on DHGate.

Fucking hell, another one out of the blue

16 likes vs 12k likes

I don't think there's a 'debate' anymore (in quotations because imo there never was one) thankfully. Most of the stragglers gave up the ghost after the last World Cup.

Just the 2 in literally the last match he played

Chelsea have robbed Peter to pay Paul basically. Last season they were desperate for a striker, now they have some but are left with a shit midfield. Enzo, Gallagher, Chukwuemeka are their main 3 at the moment, as far as I can see. They have 7 'keepers

Non-starting players holding onto starting numbers. Dubravka, Dummett, and Ritchie, I'm looking at you. Big Jamal gets a pass because he at least does sometimes get league games.

During his celebration after scoring a goal he lets go of both the imaginary string and the bow. I mean what, are we to believe this is some sort of magic bow where the laws of gravity don't apply? Boy, I hope he gets fired for that one.

We or at least I 100% took the '96 one seriously like.

101 of 98 minutes. This season's going to be interesting/annoying

Good second half. Joelinton yet again having to remind me that he's absolutely fucking class. Barnes did well, if anything he should have been more selfish and used the overlaps as decoys more often.

Take the 7 points and move on imo

Stupidly stop start considering it's a pre-season match

I'll probably chop and change this a few times, but fuck it, this is mine right now.

Take the 5 points and move on imo

Hopefully we start to get a bit of zip to our play soon. IIRC last pre-season we had it from about Benfica onwards, which was the week before our first game.

In love with that Fiorentina tracksuit

None of the dazn it ones work for me. Help iiiiiiz

Currently showing Roger Milla aye?

Of course

We were talking about Allcott, not Pearson.

Exactly, it's a conversation. It's barely any different. He's qualified in sports development so there's little difference really. Data analysts use similar system to the ones he does and their backgrounds vary.

Why do you spend time on here then? Throwing Allcott in there is unfair as well like, he clearly knows what he's talking about and is qualified to the extent that you may as well say that the data analysts working at clubs don't know anything or have any insight either.