Kid Icarus

If Willock was 10 times the player Joelinton is he'd literally be the best midfielder in the world. They're apples and oranges, but any comparison with Joelinton is always a compliment.

Just to add a bit of balance to the force, here's my lass's dad, Len, who's now adopted Bournemouth as his second team due to his undying love for Edward and after watching the minus 17 documentary.

Honestly don't think he's in any more of a bad place than before. We're just seeing on Twitter what anyone who was anywhere within earshot of him in the last 20 years would tell you about him. I heard him going on like that plenty of times in Nine about 10 years ago.

Unsurprising really. Every set of fans has its element with a gigantic chip on their shoulder that think people are only picking on them and them alone.

Remember when Gabriel Clarke used to sign off his interviews with England managers and players with 'England expects' as if he was Cleric in the fucking Ministry of Football? Never liked that lipless freak like, proper creep.

He's not wrong tbf, I'm always impressed with the level of detail sites like that go into.

I think you're talking to the person that set up the site btw

About 5th, sometimes 4th sometimes 6th I think

I couldn't tell for certain if it was a handball when I was watching it tbh. The rule is sleeve height now isn't it, and I thought it was hard to tell whether it hit his arm below that point at any time.

Their fans are notorious cunts and their team was notoriously dirty and boring for like 20 years. As much as I don't particularly like them, I'd still much rather have them in the league than a lot of others.

I think you're probably underappreciating just how obsessive I get whenever we're linked with a player They have a lot of similarities.

What did everyone think of Lemina yesterday? It seemed like he was on the ball more than anyone for them.

Really pleased to hear that the atmosphere was a lot better. If only we could pinpoint why that might have been the case. I didn't think the match was particularly rabble rousing until the goal so maybe it was something else.

Very obvious choices, but I think in the end it'll be Bournemouth, Forest, and Southampton

Not bringing a player on to play out of position also doesn't strike me as an indicator of anything either tbh.

Botman's face throughout Sheff Wed away was unreal like. Absolutely couldn't hide his disdain for the drop off in quality from our first XI

Really pleased and slightly surprised that everyone loved his performance yesterday like. I thought he was great, but for me his stand out this season was Southampton away where he was absolutely colossal but didn't get as many plaudits.

I love how when he's on the ball he has a proper grimace on his face. Really funny seeing it in contrast to his usually proper jovial little dial

I don't think you make unforced defensive changes when you're holding onto a lead and the defense is performing well. I think things might have been different if we were 3-1 up

Not at all if you watch it in real-time. There are people on both sides within our support - very different. Among the unbiased it's almost unanimous from what I've seen.

The more I watch it the more obvious it is that it's an absolutely stonewall penalty tbh. Jimenez does turn but in real-time it's irrelevant really, he shouldn't be penalised for bracing for impact. Madley is an atrocious referee like, but VAR should be intervening there. Pope and we were very lucky. If that's the other way around everyone on here is saying it's a clear and obvious pen.

13 games to go and third...THIRD...is in our hands. Remarkable

Waking up after a Newcastle win

Two obvious ones imo but Henry when he was young and gangly, but good in the air, and Ekitike.