Kid Icarus

It's not very often you see players play passes you cant see from a fan's view, let alone defenders. He's outstanding for his age.

Didn't even have to use our isAK

Spurs stopped that from being a perfect day of football. I'll take it

Mad eyed cunt's gone from never scoring to having his own goal of the month competition

Wew!!!

Too busy thinking about how his taxes are still paying for local libraries that are only used by the homeless and scroungers

You do get the feeling it'll click with Nunez but until then I'll enjoy him being shit

Seems desperate for a goal or assist and he was probably pissed off with that really wayward shot. Hope it doesn't affect him though, it'll come and he'll probably play worse than he has so far this season and score.

Arrrrrrr he's just so fucking good. A one man midfield at times and more or less perfect when it comes to aerial battles and second balls.

Aye, poor lad's body was probably telling him it was 6am next Tuesday

No Ando on comms Nice to hear Steve Watson though.

I don't ever want Darwin Award Nunez to stop being shit, he's so funny.

Yeah, they clearly targeted him and forced him into a few first-time hit and hopes. I remember when he came here it was mentioned that his main weakness was that he wasn't press proof. Yet as you say, as well as Douglas Luiz was on him, he was still quality.

Both put in 10/10 performances. Joelinton couldn't have done much more for his chances of getting in the Brazil squad

44 with Saliba (c), Martinelli, and Jesus to play. Guardiola playing Foden for 13 minutes when I had Anderson as first sub, the fucking bitch.

I think the time we sign someone like Bellingham, is at the Birmingham to Dortmund point, not after.

Shits on every CF we've had post-Shearer. He's absolutely fucking class.

That was possibly the best performance I've ever seen from Longstaff, he was everywhere.

I love him. Absolutely love him. Similar to Trippier, he was loose and caught out at times today, but also did some really excellent stuff. He's absolutely desperate for a goal to get him going though.

As much as I criticise him I'm also 100% sure that he's a post's width away from us all having a different opinion of him. I only want him to do well and he did really well when he came on today, could easily have bagged himself a goal and an assist.

Pope 8 Trippier 9.5 Schar 9.5 Botman 8.5 Burn 8 Bruno 8 Longstaff 8.5 Willock 8 Joelinton 10 Wilson 10 Almiron 9.5 Don't normally rate subs but in this case it's worthy of it. Murphy 8.5

That was so fucking good If Wood had scored that chance at the end man

Think we've been much the better team, Villa have had nothing remotely close to the Longstaff, Miggy, and Penalty chances. Wilson probably should have stayed onside too.

Good half of football considering Villa's game plan. Think we've handled it well and stayed in the driving seat. Hopefully a more controlled, fluid second half from us but the lads have been up to the task so far despite the type of game it's been.

The lad on the right seems to be the only one with any sense