Kid Icarus

I see Pulisic is still absolutely dog shit. Chelsea lost everything as soon as Werner went off and he came on.

That's definitely part of it. I think for me it's mainly because they're the most successful team going in spite of having never played football that I really enjoy, despite having the best players going. You have to admire the never say die attitude and the winning mentality that they've had forever, but I just really don't like them.

There's something about Real Madrid that forces me to root for any team that's up against them, like.

Extremely high bar but Kante's been really bad. Still, Chelsea have so far paid the price for not having someone better to put away those chances that fell to Pulisic.

Peter Defaulton is literally blind the stupid cunt

He's been my dream signing from the start

Well yeah exactly. I wouldn't necessarily disagree that people are often desperate to be outraged, but the things that get lumped in with that idea seem to be getting increasingly ridiculous.

Animal abuse is probably the one thing that unites most people and there's still some knacker going on about how it's actually a case of people being desperate to be outraged.

If offside can be done with hawkeye to the extent that it's basically like goal-line technology or when you play FIFA, that's ideal imo. The way it as the moment with the pursuit of getting to that level of perfection by drawing lines and ruining the flow of the game is just spoiling it like.

You said it about Matt Targett man literally the most affable lad going. Nowt really wrong with it, just nowt wrong or wild or weird about taking the piss out of people dressing like they've rummaged through their dad's wardrobe either. I'm sure they're canny, but there's not a chance you wouldn't think they're a Nathan Barley twat if you saw them out.

Howeh, you fucking love commenting on people being 'very ugly' or bald. You can't suddenly think it's so weird.

Mad how Tyler sometimes just can't be arsed to commentate.

Football's mental and there are still 7 or 8 games left. Stranger things have happened.

Just seen this. Just imagining him or whoever did it sat on PhotoShop spending their time coming up with that. The lunatic will have gone full-Linehan within a couple of years.

Hojberg's impressed me a lot more when I've watched them this season. Always looked too slow and without any obvious strengths when I'd seen him in the past.

Does your lass know that you're on forums trying to flirt like this?

The weirdest thing about Spurs is that they don't appear to be doing anything particularly special.

Teams continuing to let Conte's Spurs play on the counter.

Should have been at the time tbf. Hasn't worked out but I don't think much of that is down to Hodgson. My boss is a Watford fan and reckons that with their hiring and firing model this season has been in the post for a while.

Is everyone just doing a skit in here now?

Every result in this will be enjoyable in one way or another.

A succulent 1-0 win I reckon

Still think there's an outside chance of Norwich, Leeds, Everton being the 3 to go down

About as cherry picked as it gets