Kid Icarus

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Go and have a drink Rod.

They also drew against Man United away.

And last season when they were in the CL they were the side we are now and about 6 positions lower in the league.

He doesn't look fit tbqh

We all know that of that 7, 5 came from the last 3 matches.

Tbf, I'm not just saying this now. I've posted for quite a while about how despite their points they look nowhere near as bad as some teams we've seen in the past.

Every player starts on 6 and he had literally nothing to do. Oh aye, I'm well known for my dislike of literally my favourite ever Newcastle 'keeper.

They're nowhere near the worst team in PL history like.

Played 11 men behind the ball then tried to play on the counter, never ever looking like they'd do anything though and us quite often just winning it back.

Yes? Indisputable really.

Not sure why it would be that.

Meh, the result I predicted tbh. Thought our approach to the match was fine, that we dominated it, but we look laboured and when we create opportunities despite that, our attacking instincts to be in the right position or make the right run just aren't there, particularly from our two centre forwards who both don't look right in different ways, with Woltemade unable to outwit or outmuscle defenders (with the help of refs), and Wissa playing like he smoked a pack of tabs before he came on. Pope: 6 Trippier: 7 Thiaw: 7 Botman: 7 Hall: 7.5 Tonali: 5.5 Bruno: 7 Joelinton: 5.5 Barnes: 6 Woltemade: 5.5 Wissa: 4.5 Gordon: 6

We weren't shit at all, we do miss someone with good movement and positional sense up front when that final ball is played though, which is a running theme.

Has the feeling that it'll come imo, just need to work that opening and pass it in off one of their defenders for an own goal.

Don't think I've ever known a player be as unfairly treated by refs as Woltemade. Nothing that's ever done to him is a free kick, everything that he does is.

Pretty sure they've already lost more there than Arsenal have at the Emirates that opened in 2006

His Goals per 90 must be pretty decent this season.

Every team from 4th down is absolutely refusing to be consistent this season like

Yeah was laughing so naturally typed in 'spurs' Wilson's record's decent at West Ham considering the circumstances (barely playing, his injury record, being at West Ham, being a West Ham striker)

I thought West Ham had released Wilson

Was trying to find that the other day when Miley said in an interview that his first memory of watching Newcastle was Gini Wijnaldum scoring.

"ViLlA hAvE sPeNt hAlF wHaT wE hAvE!!"

Year after in 98/99 I think.

Because Dalglish wasn't playing him, he didn't like him from day one. Ginola had turned down Barcelona only 6 months earlier to stay at Newcastle.